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Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....

  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey, there was only one bad one!

    You are correct, but they’re gonna lift the other one to make them symmetrical.
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Better situation than the one-ball man off to the rodeo.
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  3. So are you done smoking for good ???

    We only hopeses so
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist You are correct, but they’re gonna lift the other one to make them symmetrical.

    Will you let us feel your new robot cyber-boobs?
  5. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    I hope your surgery goes well Tech!
  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    do u get any pain-meds
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Will you let us feel your new robot cyber-boobs?

    Just because one is fake doesn't mean we get carte blanch to sample them.
  8. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    if u do kan i hav them
  9. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want too plug em
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I used to date a chic that got breast cancer at 29

    She got fake boobs and they tattooed nipples on them. It was fucking ridiculous.

    I told her she should tat stars or the buckeyes logo or the symbol for the empire.

    Tatted nipples are dumb.
  11. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Archer513 I used to date a chic that got breast cancer at 29

    She got fake boobs and they tattooed nipples on them. It was fucking ridiculous.

    I told her she should tat stars or the buckeyes logo or the symbol for the empire.

    Tatted nipples are dumb.

    So whats your solution? A nippleless breast?
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Or little swastika nipples 卐卍

    For good luck
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee So whats your solution? A nippleless breast?

    It should be designed properly and have the right texture and flexibility and taste.
  14. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It should be designed properly and have the right texture and flexibility and taste.

    Right right...but in 2019 apparently we are not there yet so in the meantime if not a tattooed nipple then what?
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Right right…but in 2019 apparently we are not there yet so in the meantime if not a tattooed nipple then what?

    Glue a pacifier on there?
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  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 I used to date a chic that got breast cancer at 29

    She got fake boobs and they tattooed nipples on them. It was fucking ridiculous.

    I told her she should tat stars or the buckeyes logo or the symbol for the empire.

    Tatted nipples are dumb.

    Will they beat Clemson, is the big question. Cant wait for that game.
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just because one is fake doesn't mean we get carte blanch to sample them.

    They're just boobies ya big virgin
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee So whats your solution? A nippleless breast?

    I gave my solution in the post woman! 😘

    Originally posted by WellHung Will they beat Clemson, is the big question. Cant wait for that game.

    Clemson is stacked. They don’t play anyone,but that roster is brutal. I think it’ll be a good game,but the buckeyes can’t fuck around in the first half like they’ve been doing.
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  19. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country They're just boobies ya big virgin

    Boobies are pretty great tbqh though

    Small/mid boobies aren't a big deal, that's true.

    But few things are better than caressing doub dees
  20. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Be glad you don't have ass cancer. Seriously, my mother has/had a tumor growing out her ass with 95% blockage. Took forever for someone to say hey bitch needs a colostomy. Now she shits in a bag on her side.

    It's fucked and disgusting. Meh, she has done a lot in her life to deserve what she's got, but she seems to be dealing with it alright. They think it's growing back now. This is after a shit load of radiation and chemo treatment. Meh... It is what it is.

    Good luck with your treatment. I personally wouldn't be doing it. Not saying you shouldn't, just me and my feelings on it. It's something everyone needs to choose for themselves. I'll be praying for you. Best wishes, my dear.
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