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  1. I had a dream last night where I drank a bottle of Budweiser on Friday and was going to fail my Monday UA. Was amazing to wake up. Why do we make such retarded decisions in dreams?
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    hope you are okay zookie:) getting kinda sorta worried about you
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano I had a dream last night where I drank a bottle of Budweiser on Friday and was going to fail my Monday UA. Was amazing to wake up. Why do we make such retarded decisions in dreams?

    Every time I fall asleep I hope I have dreams like that where I do something really really bad and fuck up the rest of my life cuz it's such a relief waking up and knowing it was just a dream. I BEG FOR NIGHTMARES.
  4. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I think nightmares will give me a heart attack and murder me.
  5. Originally posted by DietPiano I had a dream last night where I drank a bottle of Budweiser on Friday and was going to fail my Monday UA. Was amazing to wake up. Why do we make such retarded decisions in dreams?

    failure simulator.
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Cotttdamn!💖
  8. SPLAT Houston
    Champagne
  9. I lowkey wish I could still daydrink

    I never got hangovers in college even when I drank a bunch
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  10. Originally posted by DietPiano I lowkey wish I could still daydrink

    I never got hangovers in college even when I drank a bunch

    Then were the days when I could drink 12-20 pints and still get up for work the next day with no ill effects.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ Every time I fall asleep I hope I have dreams like that where I do something really really bad and fuck up the rest of my life cuz it's such a relief waking up and knowing it was just a dream. I BEG FOR NIGHTMARES.

    I had a dream I went on a benzo binge and ruined my whole life and all my relationships and then I woke up totally fine and sober obviously, was a trip.
  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls you should all get jobs like normal people

    says the fag that has a low paying shitty job. typical stupid british wank
  13. Originally posted by Solstice I had a dream I went on a benzo binge and ruined my whole life and all my relationships and then I woke up totally fine and sober obviously, was a trip.

    That was every single dream for me in rehab and afterwards for a while

    I was also tormented by psychedelic demons and had nighttime schizophrenia
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    The return of the zooks?
  15. I think I'm going to go out and buy a bottle of rotgut vodka first thing in the morning.
  16. bigthink victim of incest
    I took back 400 empties last week, might ask lanny to change my name to CAN KING



    it turns out that can city was infested with huge spiders though. i had to remove them via favelan genocide fashion

    my room is now gentrified as fuck and i made $40
  17. I just opened a bottle of "smooth red" wine and it's disgusting. I don't know if I can finish it.. I guess DRY is another word for BAD

    The only wine I like is moscato and 4loko and I threw up some 4lokos I chugged recently so I'm not cool with either of those anymore for a while
  18. Originally posted by Lanny The return of the zooks?

    Lanny what have you been drinking?
  19. Originally posted by DietPiano I just opened a bottle of "smooth red" wine and it's disgusting. I don't know if I can finish it.. I guess DRY is another word for BAD

    The only wine I like is moscato and 4loko and I threw up some 4lokos I chugged recently so I'm not cool with either of those anymore for a while

    Try port. You'll like it.


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