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  1. #21
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Most ppls dads are some 20 year old asshole that got drunk and came in a bitch....
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Archer513 Most ppls dads are some 20 year old asshole that got drunk and came in a bitch….

    Yeah that's me. I didn't think anyone would like to me like that. My daughter is seven and still to this day I think about how I really fucked up

    My dad when he had me in the eighies was married and had a career with amd
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sure it does to some extent but necessarily for better or worse.

    We all knew the one kid, Jack, growing up in school whose dad was like 55 when ours were all in their 20s and 30s. It was definitely something we thought and talked about now and then but for the most part it wasnt a big deal.

    His name was Lou and he was actually cool shit. He was literally a neurosurgeon. Extremely intelligent, clever, big long gray beard. And he and Jack had a great relationship as far as I could ever tell.

    Yeah it happens I used to play bar man with Peter. For some reason he always wanted to be Robin and was against me hanging out with his lil sister.. one day I said that his dad was old as we were doing a panty raid on his mother and I saw a picture of his dad and said he's old and he said fuck you and started crying and his mom started washing his mouth out with soap and yelling at me " why can't you just be Batman"

    It's stuck with me for years..
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  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CandyRein When I was born .. my dad was 46 and my mom was 23

    I was made out of love , I was planned…

    My mom said my dad was so happy when I was born

    And he held me up in the air like I was Simba on Lion King

    My mother’s words lol

    she forgot the part where he dropped u on your head
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  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting she forgot the part where he dropped u on your head

    Fkqn retad
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Fkqn retad
    retaded... anyone remember the loui ck standup on that one
  7. #27
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting she forgot the part where he dropped u on your head

    No, that never happened
    You’re thinking about you

    Or maybe you come from a broken home and you’re jelli..
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And sometimes babies dropped on their heads grow up to be super brilliant geniuses.
  9. #29
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I want to re-share a story about my dad that I told a long time ago.. I gotta find it real quick
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting retaded… anyone remember the loui ck standup on that one

    No
  11. #31
    CandyRein Black Hole
    One day my dad was on the back patio looking at his garden through the window..it was in the middle of winter

    He called me back there and said
    “ Look” and In the middle of the snow filled garden there was one single rose there.. and it was so beautiful..
    He said “can you believe that” ?!

    And we just stood there not saying a word ..dad and daughter looking .. marveling at this beautiful rose growing in a bed of cold and snow..

    I’ll never ever ever forget that moment we shared

    And I use that moment in my mind to show myself that beautiful things are still possible and able to flourish even in a cold cold world .. a rose can still grow in a bed of snow
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  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein I want to re-share a story about my dad that I told a long time ago.. I gotta find it real quick

    Is that supposed to be your attempt at a joke about your father leaving your mother?
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  13. #33
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And sometimes babies dropped on their heads grow up to be super brilliant geniuses.

    Shame you didn't.
  14. #34
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Is that supposed to be your attempt at a joke about your father leaving your mother?




    Originally posted by CandyRein Kr0z why do you try to talk to me .. why

    Originally posted by CandyRein I never start any interactions with you at all .. doesn’t stop you from starting them with me tho lol
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Archer513 Most ppls dads are some 20 year old asshole that got drunk and came in a bitch….

    That was mine. A 20 something alcoholic who was cheating on his wife with a random single girl he probably met at a bar or a party then he ran off before the cum dried after not bothering to pull out.
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein One day my dad was on the back patio looking at his garden through the window..it was in the middle of winter

    He called me back there and said
    “ Look” and In the middle of the snow filled garden there was one single rose there.. and it was so beautiful..
    He said “can you believe that” ?!

    And we just stood there not saying a word ..dad and daughter looking .. marveling at this beautiful rose growing in a bed of cold and snow..

    I’ll never ever ever forget that moment we shared

    And I use that moment in my mind to show myself that beautiful things are still possible and able to flourish even in a cold cold world .. a rose can still grow in a bed of snow

    Lolol... Bitch your dad wasn't looking through anything but bars.
  17. #37
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice That was mine. A 20 something alcoholic who was cheating on his wife with a random single girl he probably met at a bar or a party then he ran off before the cum dried after not bothering to pull out.

    U should never communicate with him again. You are better off without him.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by WellHung U should never communicate with him again. You are better off without him.

    We're still friends on Facebook. He's getting a bone marrow transplant in 6 days and could die at any time. He praises God for everything and always posts about "One day closer to the cure, thank you Lord" even though he's actively dying lmao
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  19. #39
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol you will never have a family of your own.

    #Failed at life

    #Kill yourself

    U mad?👍
  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Solstice named himself on the Summer Solstice, not the winter one.
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