2019-12-15 at 9:37 PM UTC
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2019-12-15 at 10:02 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I think I saw spunk coming out of her ears
2019-12-15 at 10:25 PM UTC
Karma taking niggas fingers clean off
2019-12-15 at 11:36 PM UTC
I'm in bed ill as fuck. Sore legs/ back. High temp. Worst part is I'm so damn horny. Can't muster the strength to bang one out.
2019-12-16 at 5:19 AM UTC
Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then ... and then suddenly, she's not yo' ho no mo'...
2019-12-16 at 1:40 PM UTC
You can tell when someone doesn’t get laid at all...
2019-12-16 at 1:44 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
BOW WOW WOW, YIPPY KAI YAI YAY ALL DAY ERRR DAY, BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
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2019-12-16 at 2:45 PM UTC
Hey Siri What volume of semen to I need to produce to make it cum out a bitches nostrils and tear ducts?
Siri
What volume of semen
Hey Siri
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2019-12-16 at 2:48 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Siri: An eight of a pint is minimal to send it through and out of a bitches sinus's, you sicko fucko.
2019-12-16 at 6:30 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i have the largest collection of used condoms in north america.