The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2017-01-24 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #7861
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2017-01-24 at 9:10 AM UTC

   #7862
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   "Ivanka is sleeping with us tonight"
3. 2017-01-24 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #7863
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nice foggy day out perfect music
   
   Had a dream I was puking up fecal matter. Woke up and puked, still have intense toothache so I started doing shots. I'm drunk and high. Took some acetaminophen with vodka. Gonna do more shots at work fuck it. Also I haven't eaten since lunch time yesterday
   
   
   
   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85ielup_aPQ
4. 2017-01-24 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #7864
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   GLOOM FOG MISERY DEATH
   
   All good things
   
   Anyone watched Lost? I've never seen an episode. I just randomly decided I'm going to watch all 6 seasons. Yay?
5. 2017-01-24 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #7865
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Never seen it, probably never gonna watch it unless I'm really bored. Keep your eye out for triangles and Donald Trump
6. 2017-01-24 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #7866
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol I watched this when I was like 9 years old
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJSCQBphhJg
7. 2017-01-24 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #7867
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Best trendies are at Popeyes man
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo

   
   Aww shit my fellow weeb, I know what I'm listening to today.
8. 2017-01-24 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #7868
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS MY PIN CODE
9. 2017-01-24 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #7869
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   6969 ahuehuehuehuehuehuehue
   
   -_-
10. 2017-01-24 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #7870
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS MY PIN CODE

    
    I know this feel. When I first made a silk road account I went and spent a week learning how to get bitcoin and then had to wait until family went to Walmart so I could send a money gram (I was 16 at the time I think)
    
    Then when the bitcoin was finally in my account, I made an order and forgot the fucking pin number.
    
    I had to wait until it was reset, which was like a week or two
11. 2017-01-24 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #7871
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have one more chance. This time I SWEAR I know it.
    
    I remember the pin code to my old bank account that closed down about 4 years ago, but this one? Nope. It's just gone, like I never even knew it to begin with
12. 2017-01-24 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #7872
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    6969
13. 2017-01-24 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #7873
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea I just locked myself out my bank account again. I didn't know it.
    
    Ah well, early morning trip to town to the bank and dhc it is
14. 2017-01-24 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #7874
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just try all 10,000 combinations.
15. 2017-01-24 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #7875
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No I'm pretty confident it starts with either a 5 or a 9 so I'm down to 2000 combos. But who knows.
    
    Luckily the dude in the shop likes me so he's ticked me some backy and beers til tomorrow
16. 2017-01-24 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #7876
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Food
    
    
17. 2017-01-25 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #7877
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Something really did a number on my gut, normally I never really have serious gastrointestinal tract issues.
    
    Of course there's the old stereotype of Taco Bell, which was 5 days ago, but I'm not entirely sure if it's a bacterial infection or potentially due to all the wheat I ate, which I hasn't touched in years. I mean, the location did have a pretty low rating and the food was kind of cold.
    
    Really a shame corn tortillas don't work well for their items. Maybe a modified version, they could probably create their own that has suitable properties. Wheat doesn't taste good, it's doughy and bland, and the health effects are terrible.
    
    Really doesn't feel like a normal food borne illness. Haven't eaten in two days (This is nothing) to avoid aggravating it.
18. 2017-01-25 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #7878
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you leave skid marks everywhere you sit considering you're always naked?
19. 2017-01-25 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #7879
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    wtf am more awake at 1 am than 3 pm
20. 2017-01-25 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #7880
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The is no arby's in SF, which is really disappointing.