what should i buy my grandmother for her birthday

1. 2019-12-09 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   any ideas? *looks at technologist*
2. 2019-12-09 at 3:35 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   buy her a nice dinner and visit her.
3. 2019-12-09 at 3:36 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   A house nigger to make her tea.
4. 2019-12-09 at 4:42 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Take her to a stupid grandma concert like Elton John or Celine Dion.
5. 2019-12-09 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
6. 2019-12-09 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   birthday card and carrot cake
7. 2019-12-09 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by STER0S birthday card and carrot cake

   
   OP is asking what to GIVE, not what you always expect to receive .
8. 2019-12-09 at 5:11 AM UTC

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   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   Take her to the Olive Garden and to a movie afterwards.
   
   then steal her credit card to pay for the entire meal
9. 2019-12-09 at 5:15 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World Take her to the Olive Garden and to a movie afterwards.
   
   then steal her credit card to pay for the entire meal

   
   How sad of a grandma you must have that youd have to steal her card. Wtf ? In NORMAL worlds we take our grandmas out and they insist on paying and then you just let them.
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10. 2019-12-09 at 5:18 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ How sad of a grandma you must have that youd have to steal her card. Wtf ? In NORMAL worlds we take our grandmas out and they insist on paying and then you just let them.

    
    It was just a stupid TOTSE thing to say. I wouldn't do that to MY GRANDMA.
    
    Welcome to TOTSE
    Now called NIS
11. 2019-12-09 at 5:23 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World It was just a stupid TOTSE thing to say. I wouldn't do that to MY GRANDMA.
    
    Welcome to TOTSE
    Now called NIS

    
    Man if I knew totse was about taking advantage of grandmas I would've joined so much sooner.
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12. 2019-12-09 at 6:38 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    a will lawyer.
13. 2019-12-09 at 12 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh hey OG,
    Well I’ve got some questions for ya. The older folks get, the harder they are to buy for. My Mom is 93, doesn’t get out much, and has everything she’s wanted in 93 years.
    
    Does she live an active life? Is she getting out much? Does she have any hobbies? That’ll give me some ideas.
14. 2019-12-09 at 12:05 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cold clock her on the back of the head at the stroke of midnight and yell surprise. Then tell her you were just kidding and present her with an icey hot patch and wish her a happy birthday.
15. 2019-12-09 at 1:19 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Spend time with her, take her out to eat, show her a good time (not sexually).
16. 2019-12-09 at 4:03 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spend time with her, take her out to eat, show her a good time (not sexually).

    
    before offing her ?
17. 2019-12-09 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny before offing her ?

    
    My grandmother was a hottie when she was 20, I've seen the pics...she had that 1922 bush.
18. 2019-12-09 at 4:10 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Get her some tapioca, bitches love tapioca
19. 2019-12-10 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Man if I knew totse was about taking advantage of grandmas I would've joined so much sooner.

    
    Alot of it was Sardonic. saying mean shit you dont mean. I guess Sardonic is the same as Trolling without intentions to trigger emotions. assuming the other side knows you're making dark humor of something
    
    that's why I'm shocked that White Supremacist existed on Zoklet.. I thought people were just trying to be funny by acting edgy
    
    But the one manifesto that was serious was seen as a John Tutor like follow along then people question it. then it happened.
    
    For Zoklet.. I guess their Manifesto like moment was the user and linked to 4chan may have put a nail in that iteration of closing down.. moving onto other sites.
    
    
    Zoklet is on a greyout in private messages on Facebook. I guess it's blacklisted. I think you can openly talk about it.. but try sending a message with zoklet.org .. it wont
20. 2019-12-10 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Or Zoklet.net
    
    
    whatever it was