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  1. Brace yourselves because I have been posting this all over the internet. We're gonna get all kinds of traffic thanks to me
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Fuck Brahs, just copped a 12 pack of Budweiser in bottles, haven't drank since August.this is probably a horrific idea but oh well wouldn't be the first bad decision I've made in my life. Gonna just drink, surf the web, maybe watch a movie.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Something crossed my mind today. No one has stepped foot inside my apartment since I since the lease and paid almost 3 years ago. Not a single person, one step.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Something crossed my mind today. No one has stepped foot inside my apartment since I since the lease and paid almost 3 years ago. Not a single person, one step.


    Go get laid brah.
  5. Malice I've a few lines of questioning because I'm procrastinating from my work: Do you want to have anybody in your aparrrmunt? Do you want friends? In those three years, or really at any point, have you ever held an actual job where you go in and work hours? I find it really hard to imagine going somewhere everyday just about and NOT making any friends, if you had anything like that, how were you to be around? I know in highschool I used to be really quiet to all but a few people, for this reason I just had a handful of close friends. Before I quit my last job though, I knew everyone, joked with everyone, was basically friends with everyone except for two cunts who expected everybody to grovel because they had tits. (the kind of people with raccoon makeup and crayola hair)

    But I guess what I'm asking is, I'm guessing you do want to connect with people, but don't often get put into situations where you're forced to. Maybe it feels unnatural to connect. That's how I felt, I don't know how you feel, like I said I'm guessing here. I think it'd be beneficial for you to have the experience, whether you end up liking the person or not, it's all about trial and error when it comes to meeting people. My social skills basically blossomed after going into the service industry/doing DMT/hitchhiking. I don't have problems talking to people anymore, even though I normally don't like to.

    I want to keep typing because this is easier than work but I'll stop now
  6. Something crossed my mind today. No one has stepped foot inside my apartment since I since the lease and paid almost 3 years ago. Not a single person, one step.


    Do a hit of meth look around "who invited all of you?" SHADOW PPL 4 LYFE
  7. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I just got asked last night by this guy who the father of this retarded teenager I took out yesterday for an afternoon with my son. Hes openint up a strip club with another guy. Hes gonna be hiring coctail waitresses too, and Id mentioned that since well... Im a good waitress and I do like waitressing compared to most jobs Ive held. when I asked he said ' why not a stripper? Im holding interviews Friday'. Im not too keen, but I got woke up today at 8am being called by my work to come un for a second shift. I should be off tommorw but Im gonna pull a double, so this shit is getting old. Im gonna be pushing close to 60 hours this week. Ive been doing 50 or the last month and a half. yeah,Im doing alright but its not the greatest tips and Im kept from my son a lot more than Id want. Working as a stripper or cocktail waitress even would make for money and not have to kill nyself dor the check I bring in pulling overtime.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I just got asked last night by this guy who the father of this retarded teenager I took out yesterday for an afternoon with my son. Hes openint up a strip club with another guy. Hes gonna be hiring coctail waitresses too, and Id mentioned that since well… Im a good waitress and I do like waitressing compared to most jobs Ive held. when I asked he said ' why not a stripper? Im holding interviews Friday'. Im not too keen, but I got woke up today at 8am being called by my work to come un for a second shift. I should be off tommorw but Im gonna pull a double, so this shit is getting old. Im gonna be pushing close to 60 hours this week. Ive been doing 50 or the last month and a half. yeah,Im doing alright but its not the greatest tips and Im kept from my son a lot more than Id want. Working as a stripper or cocktail waitress even would make for money and not have to kill nyself dor the check I bring in pulling overtime.

    Dude, go for it! You could earn so much more money, and seem to have long risen above conventional "morality" and the judgments of others. Just think of all the things you do and have done.

    Don't pass up this chance! It could give you the opportunity you the opportunity to be able to provide for your son and get ahead in life. You could quickly save up enough to afford a good day care and go back to school, at least part time.

    Read about the benefits: http://strippernotes.tumblr.com/post...ing-a-stripper

    Learn makeup and hair techniques, they can work miracles, possibly lose some weight. I don't know what your height and weight are. Being a "big girl" isn't worth the possible strength benefits if your medical conditions don'tallow you to fully utilize that strength. Besides, you can still be extremely strong and a lighter weight. Fat doesn't make you stronger. No offense, but if you're in an occupation where looks are a major determinant of the money you make, it's worth going on a diet, unless you lack the will power.

    The investment is relatively simple and pays off in droves. Think about how much student loans cost most people, the years and effort you have to put in just to earn an average middle class income if you choose a decent/good field. With this you don't need a degree or certification and can start of immediately paying just as much or more than them. You'd be in control, have a flexible schedule to take care of your son and fulfill other necessities.
  9. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Whats goin on
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ♪Oh, what's going on
    What's going on
    Ya, what's going on
    Ah, what's going on♪



    Lanny, 4-FA seems to be making a comeback. I've seen 2-FA available as well. Along with a small amount of 2-FMA, but few available for shipping to the US. One source has it for $75 a gram.

    The price for this group buy was decent, but you just missed the cutoff. https://www.reddit.com/r/CedarFallsSupply/comments/4esh8e/groupbuy_announcement_4142016/
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ♪I started a joke which started the whole world crying
    But I didn't see that the joke was on me oh no
    I started to cry which started the whole world laughing
    Oh If I'd only seen that the joke was on me

    I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
    And I fell out of bed hurting my head from things that I said
    'Till I finally died which started the whole world living
    Oh If I'd only seen that the joke was on me

    I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
    And I fell out of bed hurting my head from things that I said
    'Till I finally died which started the whole world living
    Oh If I'd only seen that the joke was on me
    Oh no that the joke was on me♪
  12. Dissociator African Astronaut
    how do I hibernate for days? I need to sleep thru atleast 2 days of opiate withdrawal anhedonia and stim restlessness. Total today for sleep ive taken like 1.4mg of clonidine (not at once, spread out but it never really put me out). I also took 50mg of seroquel a few hrs ago but still never even slept fully. All I have is a shit ton clonidine, seroquel, buspar, melatonin and benadryl just took 100mg bbbenadrills and if this doesnt KO me im gonna crib leg my house's bag to the ground
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    how do I hibernate for days? I need to sleep thru atleast 2 days of opiate withdrawal anhedonia and stim restlessness. Total today for sleep ive taken like 1.4mg of clonidine (not at once, spread out but it never really put me out). I also took 50mg of seroquel a few hrs ago but still never even slept fully. All I have is a shit ton clonidine, seroquel, buspar, melatonin and benadryl just took 100mg bbbenadrills and if this doesnt KO me im gonna crib leg my house's bag to the ground

    I think that's called etizolam.
  14. I asked someone for a cig today and they said yea if I go to the shop and buy some tobacco for them, she said to walk straight into hers when I'm back, so I did and she was there trying to jab into her foot. Then had to get one of her mates to try to find the vein. In the end I was guna offer to fucking do it myself cos they were fucking about trying to hit a vein and I was sober so I imagine I could of.

    Just another day living in a place surrounded by smackheads.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny. when is your estimated delivery date for the Oculus? I just saw this and there's a method to receive it much faster, I'd get on it ASAP before they might fix it: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comm...n_bestbuy_and/

    I
    n fact, it may already be too late.
  16. Beware of the fucking corn snakes they stalk please help they're all over
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lanny. when is your estimated delivery date for the Oculus? I just saw this and there's a method to receive it much faster, I'd get on it ASAP before they might fix it: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comm...n_bestbuy_and/

    I
    n fact, it may already be too late.


    Early july. Have to say, they did manage to make a shit show of this preorder thing. Oh well, don't want to dick around with bestbuy and I'm not in any particular rush.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Early july. Have to say, they did manage to make a shit show of this preorder thing. Oh well, don't want to dick around with bestbuy and I'm not in any particular rush.

    Receiving it 3 months early doesn't matter to you? And the Best Buy technique is/was so easy. There may be other sites that allow the same technique to be exploited.

    Think about all the (cumulative utility) lost, being among the first to receive it. When have you been one for patience and delayed gratification?

    I don't know if it still works on Best Buy or if they're out of stock. I read that Asus agreed to sell their PC at a discount as part of a bundle. You could likely easily sell it if this technique is no longer viable or you can't find an alternative site.

    It's fun to beat the system, to find ways of doing so.
  19. I would just like to bring to attention the rampant homosexuality going on in tinychat on a sunday afternoon.


  20. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I haven't been on tc in like a year.

    Also took a handful of Kpins earlier and feel like pouring myself in a corner for the ngiht.

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