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1. 2017-01-21 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #7781
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Being blackout drunk isn't fun per se but when you sober up it sure is fun to here of the shenanigans you got up to
2. 2017-01-21 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #7782
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice There actually is a service for this, but I can't remember the url. Let's see what google brings up.
   
   Oh, here it is: https://www.deadmansswitch.net/
   
   Would suck if you lost your email account. Really wouldn't trust most of you to be able to manage even that, tbh.

   
   That could actually be handy but you're right, I can't manage email accounts. I have a tendency to change passwords when really drunk or high and forget them. I mean, I can't even remember the pin to my bank account I've been using a few times a week for the past year
3. 2017-01-21 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #7783
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Malice I have never come close to blacking out or losing control on any drug, really. It is utterly idiotic to indulge to that level. Just stop, it isn't even enjoyable. Of course I've fully accepted that reason is impotent on you filthy apes.

   
   Pat yourself on the back. Some of us like to get maximum fucked up. I think it's fun otherwise I wouldn't do it.
   
   The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
4. 2017-01-21 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #7784
   Brain surgeon Houston
   DMT hotplate
5. 2017-01-21 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #7785
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny How would you even know that? Being blackout drunk is bretty fun actually

   
   Do you think you would be capable of having gay sex with someone while blackout drunk and enjoying it?
   
   

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon DMT hotplate

   
   Oh, you remembered. Yeah, that was somewhat embarrassing. Wouldn't have taken much effort to hotglue a silicone tube to it. Pretty unlikely I would have died or even been seriously injured, though, the body just reacts automatically. Same isn't true about a bullet being accidentally fired.
6. 2017-01-21 at 10:38 PM UTC

   #7786
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice Do you think you would be capable of having gay sex with someone while blackout drunk and enjoying it?

   
   Haven't had gay sex with someone so it'd be hard to say if I'd enjoy it blackout or otherwise.
7. 2017-01-21 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #7787
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny Haven't had gay sex with someone so it'd be hard to say if I'd enjoy it blackout or otherwise.

   
   As far as you can
   
   ...
   
   RECALL!
8. 2017-01-21 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #7788
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-01-21 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #7789
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But that's the best part
10. 2017-01-22 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #7790
    Merlin Houston

    Originally posted by Malice What I mean by that is that if you do things that are so utterly idiotic, regardless of your qualities as a person, imo you are deserving if it leads to death, such as choosing to drive drunk. Casper is a fucking mess, he knows this.

    
    Judge not lest ye be judged faggot. You live because the state of California allows you to.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Brain surgeon, 
    • Sophie, 
    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-01-22 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #7791
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    WHO KILLED TOMMYS BOY?
12. 2017-01-22 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #7792
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Merlin Judge not lest ye be judged faggot. You live because the state of California allows you to.

    
    Not even the homeless go hungry. How many times have I engaged in this line of argument?
13. 2017-01-22 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #7793
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I also wonder how much of my energy loss is just from being cold and uncomfortable. Spending a few benjies on form fitting thermal clothing doesn't seem unreasonable at all after having been naked for multiple months.
14. 2017-01-22 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #7794
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    nah its good too be cold think if a body it decompose fast in the heat
    
    good for ur mind if u runnnin off silicon chips too
15. 2017-01-22 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #7795
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was homeless during the winter of 2015 and it was so cold I couldn't sleep without drinking
    
    Now I never get cold
    
    The Crouton probably helps too
16. 2017-01-22 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #7796
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm genuinely the kind of person that would burst into tears because they were excessively cold.
    
    If I was at Trump's inauguration and Lanny was wearing a peacoat I would insist (no choice) on crouching between his legs in order to steal as much warmth as possible.
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    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2017-01-22 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #7797
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    any new thread Bill Krozby makes is getting spammed to shit by me
18. 2017-01-22 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #7798
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I was going to ask you not to spam threads but I mean it's a Bill Krozby thread so it's not like anything of value stands to be lost
19. 2017-01-22 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #7799
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    he ban me frm tc no raeson
    
    he got like 1`2 hours until i can train rayscal to use this forum
20. 2017-01-22 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #7800
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling any new thread Bill Krozby makes is getting spammed to shit by me

    
    I'll do the same to you