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I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?

  1. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You should meet a nice girl to take care of you and settle down with.
  2. Originally posted by Obbe You should meet a nice girl to take care of you and settle down with.

    Me?
  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Me?

    This advice is applicable to everyone.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why though
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had sex last night but I didn't cum and wanted to keep having sex after she busted but got blue ball cock blocked because my bitch was mad I didn't nut in her the time before. If it was with a hooker it's just by the time limit, although I did know a prostitute (since deceased) who advertised her services to me as "after you nut we're done it's all good" so after the nut you're finished and it's the same rate, charging by the nut offers incentives as well, in terms of both time management and it could be a sliding scale based on how much penetration is required for ejaculation. Whoronomics interest me, might write a paper on it
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra why though

    Because prostitutes are gross and a nice girl will take care of you.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Because prostitutes are gross and a nice girl will take care of you.

    this nice girl sounds fat
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo this nice girl sounds fat

    She could be, if that's what you're looking for.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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