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  1. #21
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's basically hard liquor except you can't pour whiskey or vodka in an 8% beer retard

    Beer and Jäger is more volume and higher alcohol content than any cocktail. You would know that if you had any class at all

    It's a classy digestif that exudes masculinity


    Child please, men keyword here, have been making boiler makers w/ 151 rum,high test whiskies etc. for decades. Don't rationalize since your drink of choice is included in the "Fisher Price : My 1st Drinking Experience" package.
  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ My coworker bought the little jag package with a copper cup and thing of ginger ale, supposed to be like their version of a Moscow Mule or whatever.

    Anyway it fucking sucked ass. I dabble with jag whenever I'm at his place cuz that's all he fuckin drinks for whatever reason. I just prefer the bombs with red bull. It's the only version that tastes decent to me.
    i tried it with this and it was alright

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's so spicy and good. Between ginger ale and ginger beer in spicyness

  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just really don't like ginger ale. I like gingers. And ales. Just not the combo.
  4. #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by G Child please, men keyword here, have been making boiler makers w/ 151 rum,high test whiskies etc. for decades. Don't rationalize since your drink of choice is included in the "Fisher Price : My 1st Drinking Experience" package.

    I'm drinking two shots of jager in cider which is more volume and alcohol content than any of your rums or whiskeys. You can't deny scientific facts here. Jager and beer is the ultimate combo and the strongest drink which means it fucks you up the fastest

    You seem to have some aversion to getting completely trashed. Well let me tell you sir I do not have that same aversion and I got so drunk my girlfriend probably considered leaving me a few times.

    I never get like that, I have discovered the secret to destroying myself. You might scoff at the jager but I respect it because it has the power and potential to make any night LITTY but when you do too much you can end up like onlylosemelegs and shit and piss yourself every night and get robot legs from diabetes

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  5. #25
    Originally posted by mmQ My coworker bought the little jag package with a copper cup and thing of ginger ale, supposed to be like their version of a Moscow Mule or whatever.

    Anyway it fucking sucked ass. I dabble with jag whenever I'm at his place cuz that's all he fuckin drinks for whatever reason. I just prefer the bombs with red bull. It's the only version that tastes decent to me.

    Copper cups are the shit tho
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Copper cups are the shit tho

    I don't get the appeal. Tastes like drinking out of a penny.
  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Reminds me of eating pussy
  8. #28
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't get the appeal. Tastes like drinking out of a penny.

    It's the traditional way to drink whiskey.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok I guess I dont give a shit about tradition. I want, WHAT I WANT.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok I guess I dont give a shit about tradition. I want, WHAT I WANT.

    Sorry, let me rephrase that:

    It's the COWBOY way of drinking whiskey
  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The traditional way to drink whiskey and the only thing more hardcore than Jager is drinking kegs.

    Cowboys used to drink kegs
  12. #32
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The traditional way to drink whiskey and the only thing more hardcore than Jager is drinking kegs.

    Cowboys used to drink kegs

    no they drank whiskey and laudanum
  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by giddyup A real booze hound gets an entire 42 gallon barrel of whiskey and it only lasts them a week.
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sorry, let me rephrase that:

    It's the COWBOY way of drinking whiskey

    Good for the Cowboys. I'm not one. I am basic. I drink Mango Carts and Big Wave and LSD. I order beam cokes and drink them from a glass or plastic. I drink my jag bombs out of a coffee cup. I order vodka cranberries when I crash wedding receptions. I like screwdrivers. I'll chug Budweiser behind the dumpster and throw up from drinking 3 beers in 3 minutes. I'll go to a fancy bar and order shots of fuckin Root Beer Icehole. I'll eat the last slice of pizza that I didnt even chip in to pay for.
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  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I eat ass and drink from a Shrek cup
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  16. #36
    *Shrek's ass
  17. #37
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm drinking two shots of jager in cider which is more volume and alcohol content than any of your rums or whiskeys. You can't deny scientific facts here. Jager and beer is the ultimate combo and the strongest drink which means it fucks you up the fastest

    No dumb ass a shot of Bacardi 151 in a beer/"Dr. Pepper" or Boiler Maker shits on your bitch ass drink. 151 means 151 proof do you even know how alcoholic beverages work lol ?! It would take 2+x the amount of Jager to be on par w/ 151 lol you kids really are fucked in the head right ?! lol @ Jager being stronger than 151,Everclear etc. Jag's not even 80 proof lol.
  18. #38
    I just drink wine now, the most natural alcoholic beverage.

    I do that because I like beer, but I learned that I like sometimes the taste and especially drinking three times less water to get drunk. I get really sick of drinking so much water with beer and pissing and drinking and pissing..

    I'll nurse beer if we're drinking to kill time and chill, otherwise if I'm drinking to get DRUNK, which is kind of the point nowadays, I prefer wine.
  19. #39
    G African Astronaut
    This dumb ass hoody kid thinks 70 proof Jager's the fastest/most efficient way to get bent lol a bottle of Everclear or hell even a 100 proof wiskey would likely render him dead lol.
  20. #40
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i used to drink 50% vodka which is about the strength of a beer + jager
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