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  1. Honestly I was most offended by you thinking I was short. I'm pretty average height, probably 6' in the morning and shrinking progressively through the day. I am quite freckly and in the right light I look a bit ginger and my beard if I grew one would be full on ginger but I try to hide it. Brown haired people having ginger beards is quite a common thing tho. I just like to think I have a soul.

    I'll post pix of my cat but never myself. I'm not a photogenic person
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject I try to get everyone aroused

    It's working.
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    omg snow tiger
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    rejec i cud lift u anbove my head
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Daaang scron with the 500 thanks
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    he only got half the thx ratio tho
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Full body tracking in VR that actually seems to work pretty well.



    This is very cool.

    First application I thought of was for games like Wiafu Simulator and Play Club VR. It would be an incredible combo...

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-21T04:26:47.877401+00:00
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ahaha.



  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5p7l5k/el_chapo_is_currently_locked_up_at_mcc_in_new_york/?st=iy7480dn&sh=68ff9316

    "the Brooklyn bridge will be shut down for security reasons"

    Bust El Chapo out of prison and become rich beyond your wildest dreams. A single job and you're set for life.

    Hypothetically, if you had the perfect opportunity, were invited to join the perfect team, would you do it?
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Allegedly Bill Clinton wa caught staring at Ivanka during the inauguration: https://gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou

    Ah, Trump has really brought us all together. We need someone to hate with all our hearts.
  11. 500 thanks better kill myself.
  12. TECH AND CHICKENS!!!

  13. Originally posted by Malice https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5p7l5k/el_chapo_is_currently_locked_up_at_mcc_in_new_york/?st=iy7480dn&sh=68ff9316

    "the Brooklyn bridge will be shut down for security reasons"

    Bust El Chapo out of prison and become rich beyond your wildest dreams. A single job and you're set for life.

    Hypothetically, if you had the perfect opportunity, were invited to join the perfect team, would you do it?

    Only if it involved helicopters and using an RPG-7 on the prison wall.
  14. Urgh I woke up so hungover today I puked, apparently I can't drink anymore without it happening.
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice

    Don't you just love how she looks up to make sure the cameras are rolling right before turning into a big blubbering baby?
  16. Merlin Houston
    TENDIES REEEEEEE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZo8nqZ9nE
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject Urgh I woke up so hungover today I puked, apparently I can't drink anymore without it happening.

    Just puked a bit too. Started drinking pretty late last night, but took it to excess. My gut feel fucked up, independent of drinking, have felt like this for at least a few days.

    That aside, it generally feels like my body is slowly shutting down. It brought to mind people like Casper and their fucked up bodies, what they must have felt/experienced. Of course we're all slowly dying, I mean it feels as if it's occurring far more rapidly than usual.
  18. Originally posted by Malice So ill willed. At least when I'm taking the piss out of someone it's generally for a good reason.

    Self-sabotage when someone starts to get to close to you and begins to envoke feelings in you, you try to surpress because you hate yourself so much that you can't allow other people to like you?

    Pretty flawed reason but obviously the truth. Examples, Casper, PoC, BS, Lanny, this guy right here, sploo... uhh.. probably hydro and more. You do it over and over again. I have already said how cute it is when you go off on Lanny. Probably your biggest crush. So kawai.

    Intimacy is your biggest fear.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Funny how Nietzsche summed up your whole existence in this short part.

    Chastity is a virtue with some, but with many almost a vice.
    These are continent, to be sure: but doggish lust looketh enviously out of all that they do.
    Even into the heights of their virtue and into their cold spirit doth this creature follow them, with its discord.
    And how nicely can doggish lust beg for a piece of spirit, when a piece of flesh is denied it!

    All you need is a hug, bro. Accept it. Write a letter to your mom.

    Post last edited by RisiR at 2017-01-21T19:29:07.551758+00:00
  20. when was the last time somebody heard from PoC? or casper for that matter? Im kind of worried about both of them because PoC was a major suicide risk depending on the day and casper could have gone into respiratory failure at any time given his weight and the amount of heroin he was doing.

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