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how to get F U C K E D U P off 3 beers?

  1. 2017-01-21 at 6:51 AM UTC
    #21
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Honestly you'll absorb it much better if you pour it in your ass. One shot of anything hard up the back passage will demolish you. 3 beers ought to do it also. You'll need a plug or a cork or something to keep from having an unintentional miller enema
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  2. 2017-01-21 at 6:51 AM UTC
    #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Shove em up your ass and drink them~!

    or just drink them all really fast, I'm on my third beer and haven't drank in the last 2 days and I'm feeling pretty good.
  3. 2017-01-21 at 6:52 AM UTC
    #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    https://www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-experimentation/animals-used-experimentation-factsheets/smoking-experiments-animals/
  4. 2017-01-21 at 7:04 AM UTC
    #24
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby GODAMN SUN! U FUCKING BEATING ME TO IT JUST BAARLY!

    Remember friends, plug up, or you'll have an awfully foamy mess to clean
  5. 2017-01-21 at 7:06 AM UTC
    #25
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i plugged 4loko once when i was 14. i think i plugged 2 cans and then shit all over my kitchen floor nd my parents had to clean it up. i've also plugged a bunch of listerine a few times. plugging alcohol doesnt really work in my experience.
  6. 2017-01-21 at 7:14 AM UTC
    #26
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    having no alcohol tolerance is ccool i drank 3 beers and i read it takes 30 minutes for alcohol to come on and it does and now im getting a sort of rush of fading out which resembles euphoria

    pretty cool man i can buy fake pcp over the counter but i cant get beer what a world we live in

    im guessing if alcohol comes on in 30 min it peaks in an hour?
  7. 2017-01-21 at 7:23 AM UTC
    #27
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by the holy ghost i plugged 4loko once when i was 14. i think i plugged 2 cans and then shit all over my kitchen floor nd my parents had to clean it up. i've also plugged a bunch of listerine a few times. plugging alcohol doesnt really work in my experience.

    You must need a bigger cork. If plugging booze is actually an option you've considered at any point in time, combined with needing to get "fucked up" off of only 3 beers, you may have a bigger problem than lack of substances,friend
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  8. 2017-01-21 at 7:25 AM UTC
    #28
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you must be new here
  9. 2017-01-21 at 7:27 AM UTC
    #29
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by the holy ghost you must be new here

    What, the title under my name give it away?
  10. 2017-01-21 at 8:39 AM UTC
    #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DocFoster What, the title under my name give it away?

    sploo is just a try hard trying to drink Hawaiian punch / fish oil
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  11. 2017-01-21 at 8:46 AM UTC
    #31
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sploo is just a try hard trying to drink Hawaiian punch / fish oil

    its fine. I've lurked for a while. I've only just decided to start posting, so I'm familiar enough with regulars around here
  12. 2017-01-21 at 9:01 AM UTC
    #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DocFoster its fine. I've lurked for a while. I've only just decided to start posting, so I'm familiar enough with regulars around here

    What's fine?
  13. 2017-01-21 at 9:44 AM UTC
    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take the benadryl about 30 minutes before you drink
  14. 2017-01-21 at 10:13 AM UTC
    #34
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    its all fine my dudes
  15. 2017-01-21 at 11:18 AM UTC
    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by the holy ghost i plugged 4loko once when i was 14. i think i plugged 2 cans and then shit all over my kitchen floor nd my parents had to clean it up. i've also plugged a bunch of listerine a few times. plugging alcohol doesnt really work in my experience.

    Do you ever feel sorry for all the shit you've put your parents through?
  16. 2017-01-21 at 11:27 AM UTC
    #36
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by reject Do you ever feel sorry for all the shit you've put your parents through?

    He fucking should, jesus, I imagine his mother as a frail christian woman who looks like her eyes has been blacked even when it hasn't, yes dear, anything you want dear just don't hit me again.
    His father must be a lil bitch though.
  17. 2017-01-21 at 11:58 AM UTC
    #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Number13 He fucking should, jesus, I imagine his mother as a frail christian woman who looks like her eyes has been blacked even when it hasn't, yes dear, anything you want dear just don't hit me again.
    His father must be a lil bitch though.

    i highly doubt his mom is a christian, she's definitely frail and mentally unstable though, I bet that she's on antidepressants and both him and his dad steal her seroquel to throw them through the day.

    Not a lot of people on this sight have both their "real" parents together, I'm curious what the do for work and what their dynamic is.

    At least sploo is in skool tho
  18. 2017-01-21 at 12:14 PM UTC
    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Butt chug.
  19. 2017-01-21 at 3:54 PM UTC
    #39
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It's all about how you eat, if you just switch your normal diet to handfuls of diazepam you'll notice a lot more from your beers
  20. 2017-01-21 at 3:58 PM UTC
    #40
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick It's all about how you eat, if you just switch your normal diet to handfuls of diazepam you'll notice a lot more from your beers

    pills don't technically count as food
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