how to get F U C K E D U P off 3 beers?

1. 2017-01-21 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   help i have no other drugs
2. 2017-01-21 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *trucks
3. 2017-01-21 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   a hefty dose of benzos should do the trick
4. 2017-01-21 at 5:13 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   G E T F U C K E D
5. 2017-01-21 at 5:13 AM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Shotgun all 3 beers immediately back to back as quickly as possible
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-01-21 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic a hefty dose of benzos should do the trick

   
   "i have no other drugs"
7. 2017-01-21 at 5:15 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk Shotgun all 3 beers immediately back to back as quickly as possible

   
   How to get a shitty little buzz for an hour
8. 2017-01-21 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk Shotgun all 3 beers immediately back to back as quickly as possible

   
   ill do that with the 50mg benadryl i found
9. 2017-01-21 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost "i have no other drugs"

   
   then binaural beats? idk what you want us to say to "how can i get fucked up without drugs"
   
   maybe try meditation
10. 2017-01-21 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    like you cn get higher sometimes with enyzme inhibitors or certain foods which increase absorption
11. 2017-01-21 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost like you cn get higher sometimes with enyzme inhibitors or certain foods which increase absorption

    
    take a bottle of tylenol so that your liver has more shit to do and it takes a while before it processes the alcohol
    
    im pretty sure that will work
12. 2017-01-21 at 5:20 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Throw a cinder block through your neighbor's window and steal their booze/drugs. They like you so they won't press charges.
13. 2017-01-21 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that only works the first time
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    • Dissociator
14. 2017-01-21 at 5:26 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Try asking them politely
15. 2017-01-21 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #15
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Phenibut.
16. 2017-01-21 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that's not a drug, it's a nutrient, it's so good for you
17. 2017-01-21 at 5:47 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic then binaural beats? idk what you want us to say to "how can i get fucked up without drugs"
    
    maybe try meditation

    
    binaural beats do nothing.
18. 2017-01-21 at 6:11 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    try not eating for two days before hand
    
    it also helps with getting fucked up
19. 2017-01-21 at 6:12 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yeah you could always self mutilate for doze endorphins
20. 2017-01-21 at 6:47 AM UTC

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