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2017-01-20 at 11:53 PM UTCI'm the proudest egg man in the LAND! 2017 YEAR OF THE EGG!
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2017-01-21 at 12 AM UTCWHITE AND TENDER. SURROUND THE CENTER
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2017-01-21 at 12:03 AM UTCIn my county they have an egg throwing contest.
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2017-01-21 at 12:03 AM UTC
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2017-01-21 at 12:06 AM UTCActually it's the World Egg Throwing Championship.
Other activities include Russian Roulegg and the World Egg Trebuchet Challenge -
2017-01-21 at 12:08 AM UTCAs a responsible sporting governing body, we have banned the use of performance enhancing drugs, including doping agents. Any competitor may be subject to drug testing, people may be chosen at random, or targeted in the case of any allegations. We reserve the right to give any competitor a drug test, and in case of refusal, the competitor may be disqualified. Swaton Micro Brewery “Happy Jack” real ale is a permitted and indeed recommended, substance.
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2017-01-21 at 12:08 AM UTC
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2017-01-21 at 12:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject In my county they have an egg throwing contest.
If they had a contest of who could shove the most eggs up their ass without any of them breaking, which member of ours do you think would win? -
2017-01-21 at 12:11 AM UTCBill Krozby. It's what he's been training for
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2017-01-21 at 12:44 AM UTCKitteh
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2017-01-21 at 1:13 AM UTCMoar kitteh
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2017-01-21 at 1:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice We already have one frothy cuck on this board, we don't need another one.
I find it amusing how childishly your mood fluctuates. IIRC at one point you accepted that bipolar disorder could explain much of the fluctuation in your life cycle, which I had suggested to you. As I've stated before, it's particularly funny how you can tell when a junkie hasn't had his fix/is on the comedown, it turns you into an absolute bitch.
And on Tinychat you seemed so excited to see me and kept trying to get me to go on cam. Really is quite pitiful.
virgin calling me a cuck, hilarious. Yeah i may be bi-polar but manic or depressed i still find you to be just a terribly pathetic and insanely hypocritical creature. Also I've been shooting heroin steadily all day (not something im proud of) so that theory is garbage. And the only reason you would not cam up is because you aren't fast enough to deal with me in real time, you have to hide behind your keyboard so you can spend time thinking up your comeback, proof reading it, and editing for max effect. The saddest part was i was 2 liters of wine deep at that point an you still wouldn't have been able to keep up. -
2017-01-21 at 1:17 AM UTCEveryone chill. I don't think any of us realistically have the moral high ground over anyone else. We're all degenerates of equal stature
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2017-01-21 at 1:18 AM UTCReject are you trying to get malice aroused or something?
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2017-01-21 at 1:19 AM UTCI try to get everyone arousedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-21 at 1:22 AM UTCwait an sc
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2017-01-21 at 1:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject I try to get everyone aroused
well you always be getting me aroused with your sexy little ass, I wonder if you look anything like the image i have in my head of you.
5'5" maybe 5'6", about 135 pounds, black/dark brown hair thats like shortish but shaggy and usually unkempt. Its hard to describe the face i see, pale with a narrow nose, somewhat big ears that are hidden by the hair, medium-thin lips with a wispy mustache and goatee and you need a shave and probably a shower? Im sorry if any of that sounded mean just trying to ddescribe the image i have in my head wich obviously has no basis in reality. -
2017-01-21 at 1:28 AM UTCif he really liked us he'd show us what he looks like
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2017-01-21 at 1:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Brain surgeon well you always be getting me aroused with your sexy little ass, I wonder if you look anything like the image i have in my head of you.
5'5" maybe 5'6", about 135 pounds, black/dark brown hair thats like shortish but shaggy and usually unkempt. Its hard to describe the face i see, pale with a narrow nose, somewhat big ears that are hidden by the hair, medium-thin lips with a wispy mustache and goatee and you need a shave and probably a shower? Im sorry if any of that sounded mean just trying to ddescribe the image i have in my head wich obviously has no basis in reality.
5'11, about 135lbs, fairly light brown hair (when I got accused of shoplifting someone said I was "ginger" FUCK YOU), currently shaggy and unkempt cos I haven't had it shaved in a while and it's winter so it keeps my head warm, no big ears I'm not Noddy, medium lips and no tash or goatee cos if I grow a beard it's fucking GINGER so I clean shave unless I'm not going anywhere for a while. Very pale and pasty like a true Brit, average nose, probably slightly closer to a nigger nose than narrow but it's hard to judge.
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2017-01-21 at 1:39 AM UTCI always imagined you as shorter for no real reason, and i was going to say something about freckles/being slightly ginger but i felt like that was too mean lmao.
Edit: i think you are going to just have to post a picture for my curiosity and sploo needs more spank bank material.
