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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    1.) I'm meeting a guy in a strip club in SF at night to sell him $5,000 worth of gold coins. He seems like a swell guy, he's letting me in for free and said he'd buy me a drink. I've told you before that I've never so much as held hands, but, come to think of it, other than relatives (when we were children), I've never really even seen a woman naked IRL. Except the first time I moved to the bay area the guy Xannex found to let me crash at his place for a few days took me to a punk show and one the girls in a band had her tits out, but I wasn't close and didn't care at all, she wasn't even attractive and I had major train lag. I also told him I'd load up beforehand on anxiolytics too avoid being too awkward because I'm autistic and terrible company.

    2.) Also part a story I happened to catch on one of the chans:

    [greentext]>Not my first choice of distributor, but they kept bombing my email so I finally replied after a month. I wanted to see whether they would agree.[/greentext]

    Them (part of the last email before my last response): Yes,it is from XX,it is from XX.

    Are you a company or individual?How about your Customs clearance ability?

    Could you please send me your consignee information in details?Such as your consignee name,company name,consignee address,telephone number and so on.So that I can calculate the freight and make the Proforma Invoice(PI) for you.

    Them: Dear XX

    Nice day.

    How are you doing?

    Hope everything goes well.

    Have you thought about the things of XX?What is your opinion?

    Do you still need it now?

    When you see my Email,when you are free,please give me a reply.
    Best Regards,
    XX
    *
    Company:XX
    Address: XX
    Telephone: XX
    Mobile Phone: XX
    Email: XX
    WhatsApp: XX
    Skype:XX
    Website: XX

    Me: Sorry, the project is delayed. It may take a 2-4 weeks before we decide on a company to use, but you're one of the few we have on our list.

    Right now we are individuals. We are planning to open an Etsy (Like eBay in the US, but different. They have become popular and products like ours have many more customers and can sell at a higher price, lower fees.) store to sell clothing dyed organically, Organic products are very popular and sell for much more. We're not yet registered as a business because first we have to acquire the materials, the have the products manufactured, before we can launch.

    Would you be willing to send the XX labeled as something else to avoid problems with customs? Other companies have done this for us and it's very common, they do it all the time. Customs have no way of knowing and can't test it. This will help us determine which company to choose when we are ready to select.

    Them: Dear XX,

    Nice day.

    Thank you very much for your reply.

    Ok,get it.

    Yes,we can send you the products by labeled with other names which is through the customs safely.Our forwarder have enough experience in this.Please don’t worry about it.


    When you are ready for purchasing it,please let me know,we will always provide the premium products and the best services.

    ----

    And that's how you get in the bulk business.
  2. Dafuq did I get over here? I-I'd actually love to no. I mean, know. Isn't it, no?
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Behold plebs!



    CREAM(You)

    What a swell guy, I didn't mind his presence of speaking to him. He also brought me free drinks and paid for half of my cab ride home (I never thought I would need uber. Apparently I gave the impression of needing it after a few (strong?) drinks. The club experience was kind that the phenibut would potentiate it,

    Now I must go to sleep befkre tbe bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbb

    Genuine accident: Before I pass out. I'm on the verge,

    Note: Aww, fuck, I was so drunk/tired I didn't even post this. Should have been posted at 3:27 AM pacific. I also missed the last BART. I'm not used to drinking out, I forgot some of the things I took to prepare would potentiate alcohol. Mainly a good dose of phenibut. Some etizolam as well, but I also took fluro-modafinil and caffeine w/ l-theanine(always) to reduce some of the late night tiredness and effect of etizolam on wakefulness, a hefty 1g dose of NAC to prevent any hangovers/reduce the negative effects of alcohol (I feel fine now, better than usual, actually), two pills of Nardil, bringing up the total to 60mg a day (I've read other veteran users do this when they have particularly large/social/anxiety inducing events to deal with. May have worked.), and fortunately the NA-R-ALA + ALCAR seemed to work/kick in, which gave me the energy/endurance I needed. Made it to the BART in record time wearing jeans, then wasted a lot of time running around SF looking for a store to buy something and searching for something I lost, which turned out to be unnecessary.

    Oh, and he also let me make it rain on a stripper for my first time. Due to how uncoordinated I am, I told him I was worried, but he said I'd be fine and showed me how, and I did. He said it was the girls that always screw it up.

    Another thing, I have a great deal of awareness and have known what people's perceptions of me generally are, but due to the recent spring of meetings that were necessitated by liquidating some things, I realized I have a very untrustworthy demeanor, although part of it is my behavior, which I'd need to awareness, practice, and consistency, along with conquering feelings of anxiety, aversion, and misanthropy/seething hatred to a sufficient degree. Leil Lowndes has some fantastic advice about this in her books. I at least give people a good firm handshake.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/scien...ns-2015-2?op=1

    1/10th of a second. If you're fortunate enough to have been born with a demeanor that evokes a positive enough expression you won't fully understand what it's like. Most people never even ponder the concept.

    Knowing this, the nature of man, causes me to feel such a seething hatred and resentment that I'd prefer to avoid them (hiki) than grapple with and accept the ugliness of biological reality; the world is unacceptable. "​Man is something that shall be overcome."
    http://www.theperspectivesofnietzsch...che/nuber.html

    Fortunately I created an outfit that raises the impression of my trustworthiness greatly. The key part is the fake/clear lens glasses I bought years to use as a disguise (and I did use them multiple times). Gide my angry eyes and eyebrows, greatly increases, the appearance of intelligence, affluence, culture. I also have a very long nice long sleeve shirt given to me around 7 years ago, top two buttons open and parted to reveal part of a very nice (very) shallow v-neck merino wool shirt, black jeans I like, and another key point I decided on is the vibrams. Now, when I originally bought them Vibram had a coupon (Groupon?) that allowed you to buy a gift certificate for $100 worth of goods from their store for on $50. I would have preferred all black, but at the time these had just come out and I think they only had this color.



    I'm not delusional enough to think they look good, that isn't why I bought them and I stopped caring about the aesthetics of shoes once I left the stupidity that was middle school, but the color does draw attention to them far better (red probably would have done this better), and it gives a certain impression. For many it may be the wrong impression, a quite negative one would signal they're terrible low quality people to be avoided, but there are other things. Uniqueness, quirkiness, even dorkiness. Back to the glasses, you break certain stereotypes, the curse of the natural demeanor and appearance you have to work harder to surpass. This of the average black person, their appearance, and how unfortunate it would be for them if they were actually highly intelligent and had other positive traits. They and a white person, particularly a handsome one (whites can reach a level of beauty no other race can match), could wear the exact same outfit, yet impressions and reactions toward them would be radically different.

    I think it works, the outfit works.

    Now that you've glimpsed into the of an autistic: It's time to use that cash to put plans into action, and there's more where that came from. Ridiculous what a small amount of savings the average person has. Of course, counting cash alone is misleading, it omits assets, and they could sell of assets if they wanted to, but the vast majority won't; they don't own them, they're owned by them.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm guaranteed not to blow it, I've had over 10K saved before and barely spent anything besides necessities/important items, which is how I saved it in the first place.

    But, should I buy something?... What do I want/need, other than business investments (things to make more money)... Something for fun, or useful.
  5. I'm guaranteed not to blow it, I've had over 10K saved before and barely spent anything besides necessities/important items, which is how I saved it in the first place.

    But, should I buy something?… What do I want/need, other than business investments (things to make more money)…


    Cook a pound of LSD. $5000 will be enough to make $1,000,000 worth of acid.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Do you know how difficult it is to make LSD? It wouldn't surprise me if the equipment needed alone would be worth far over 5 or even 10K.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, what phone do you have? Do you really have an iphone? You said it in a thread a while back, but I don't know if you were joking. I'm not familiar enough with it to know if there's any good reason you might choose it over an Android, but you definitely don't seem like the type.

    I've been playing around with this app since I found out about it. I was reading about keyboard apps, whether Swype was still worth it/better than Google keyboard, and Monktype was mentioned on a (few?) best keyboard apps lists, reddit. Unfortunately it stopped being developed 3 years ago, but that led me to this. What do you think?:





    It actually became pretty fun, and you can type fast as hell once you master it. I hope the developers have the skills to make the most of the prediction and learning software, continue to improve it.
  8. The real difficulty is in obtaining precursor. Its not a hard reaction to do but getting enough LSA to make a pound of LSD in a clandestine environment has got to be more difficult than running a space station.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lanny, what phone do you have? Do you really have an iphone? You said it in a thread a while back, but I don't know if you were joking. I'm not familiar enough with it to know if there's any good reason you might choose it over an Android, but you definitely don't seem like the type.

    I've been playing around with this app since I found out about it. I was reading about keyboard apps, whether Swype was still worth it/better than Google keyboard, and Monktype was mentioned on a (few?) best keyboard apps lists, reddit. Unfortunately it stopped being developed 3 years ago, but that led me to this. What do you think?

    I really do have an iphone, I posted my reasoning for it in that thread. My main reason was that I'm not a person who lives on my phone, I live on my computer, so if you want good hardware with well thought out defaults then iphones make sense (at least the 4/5 models), they really are well designed both in hardware and software. No amount of ricing my keyboard is going to make my phone's onscreen a replacement for a full size physical keyboard so spending time on it is generally a waste unless I have some reason I'm going to need to type a lot and not be at a physical keyboard for a while (something that has yet to happen to me).

    Also Dalvik was shit on a technical level and ART mitigates its shitness a bit but considering the level of developer attention that this area gets (and even that google anticipated it getting) it was just a poor engineering decision.
  10. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    So Malice is moving weight and hitting up stripclubs now? Shit man
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  14. I have edited that post 12000 times now just to illustrate your Bill Krozby level naivity.

    Your Flappy Bird score is impressive but you'll have to work on this fo real, bruh.

  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, did you not read the above post? I received that cash from selling gold I legitimately purchased about 5 years ago. No, really, I even have the receipt. I'm not bragging about anything illegal.

    Once last thing before I sleep for sophie and Lanny, although I think Lazy Lanny will be less helpful.

    http://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5142672

    Bottom line, it seems you can get free data for life, albeit only 200mb a month (enough for what I use it for) from t-mobile's promotion.

    Buy qualifying tablet, ask fore pre-paid SIM, tell them to search the T-mobile knowledge base if they tell you you can't. Ask if you can transfer your previous phone number (I don't use it anymore. It's easier to memorize if I ever need it.)

    Finally, spoof IMEI on phone, insert SIM, and see if it works.

    Only problem is: https://support.t-mobile.com/docs/DOC-9700

    [greentext]> [/greentext]
    [FONT=Helvetica Neue]If you decide to bring your own tablet to T-Mobile:[/FONT]
    • We'll need to be able to verify that your device is indeed a tablet.
    • The tablet must be data only.
    • Your tablet must be able to connect to the T-Mobile network.

    Will it work, will the new SIM card/changes to account screw this up...Do they monitor them that carefully, have their system properly set up to block this...

    Well, there's a store nearby, just need to buy the cheapest qualifying tablet first, then after I confirm everything or try to reset it, return it.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    And RisiR, if you are correct you are only making things worse by quoting them! You could have PM'd me and asked me to delete them!
  17. To your defense, you are wearing a wig and that picture. That's already a step in the right direction.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    So Malice is moving weight and hitting up stripclubs now? Shit man

    Nardil is a godsend. If there's one thing I would recommend to you, it's this,
  19. It was all a set-up for the joke about your wig. I will delete it. Haha.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, did you not read the above post? I received that cash from selling gold I legitimately purchased about 5 years ago. No, really, I even have the receipt. I'm not bragging about anything illegal.

    Once last thing before I sleep for sophie and Lanny, although I think Lazy Lanny will be less helpful.

    http://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5142672

    Bottom line, it seems you can get free data for life, albeit only 200mb a month (enough for what I use it for) from t-mobile's promotion.

    Buy qualifying tablet, ask fore pre-paid SIM, tell them to search the T-mobile knowledge base if they tell you you can't. Ask if you can transfer your previous phone number (I don't use it anymore. It's easier to memorize if I ever need it.)

    Finally, spoof IMEI on phone, insert SIM, and see if it works.

    Only problem is: https://support.t-mobile.com/docs/DOC-9700

    [greentext]> [/greentext]
    [FONT=Helvetica Neue]If you decide to bring your own tablet to T-Mobile:[/FONT]
    • We'll need to be able to verify that your device is indeed a tablet.
    • The tablet must be data only.
    • Your tablet must be able to connect to the T-Mobile network.
    Will it work, will the new SIM card/changes to account screw this up…Do they monitor them that carefully, have their system properly set up to block this…

    Well, there's a store nearby, just need to buy the cheapest qualifying tablet first, then after I confirm everything or try to reset it, return it.

    Yes, it definitely seems possible to spoof the IMEI that the carrier sees. All apps I saw only spoofed the IMEI that apps saw.

    Now the next question is whether there's anything about the pre-paid sim, the data they have stored, will interfere with call and text functions. Hmm, they do have a list of approved tablets that are data only...that could well be the verification they do. If their database sees calls and texts coming from a free data for life account, what happens? It could well be nothing, The odds of someone managing, thinking of even doing this and succeeding, are so low. What worries me is automation, if it's just so easily set up that account limited to data only (x) transmitting calls (y) or SMS = lock.

    Then again, an easier option may be to just have the SIM block the function of data if it's inserted into a device with a different IMEI, which is by far what people are most likely to try/do.

    Of course I will go for it! We must be brave and explore new frontiers!

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