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Attn: people who have been to prison

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Im hardly able to withstand the discomfort of standing in line so i doubt it

    So what would you do? Lol. Day 1. Lunch chow. Stand in a line and you're in the middle of the line.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean I know you well enough that I know you would just stand there like everyone else. We all want our food. if you want to be the 1/999 guys that runs around naked and throwa all the food trays over and around that fine, but it's already been done, a lot of times.
  3. #23
    Rrr African Astronaut
    Did you try fapping to any of the scenes from august underground? Try it, it gave me a migraine the first time
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Did you try fapping to any of the scenes from august underground? Try it, it gave me a migraine the first time

    No. I just watch them never jacked off to them you weirdo. Wow.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Did you try fapping to any of the scenes from august underground? Try it, it gave me a migraine the first time

    And the 2nd time ?
  6. #26
    Rrr African Astronaut
    I think ive fapped to the different movies 4 or 5 times. The time I got the migraine i was on bundy and it was to the scene where crusty was puking on the bloody bound lesbian. Ive fapped to worse, theyre like fetish films to me. I was jerking off to the fantasy of a girls insides getting eaten by worms a few days ago for example
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr I think ive fapped to the different movies 4 or 5 times. The time I got the migraine i was on bundy and it was to the scene where crusty was puking on the bloody bound lesbian. Ive fapped to worse, theyre like fetish films to me. I was jerking off to the fantasy of a girls insides getting eaten by worms a few days ago for example

    You gotta admit the 2nd August underground one was amazing. He literally fucked her guts. Amazing special effects.
  8. #28
    Rrr African Astronaut
    Yeah mordum was my fave. You should check out the slaughtered vomit dolls trilogy for more hjgh quality stuff
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Yeah mordum was my fave. You should check out the slaughtered vomit dolls trilogy for more hjgh quality stuff

    Everything you linked me to, sucked. It was all fake. Remember that? Fake fake fake.
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  10. #30
    Originally posted by CASPER Also they dont give you regular toothbrushes anymore. Theyre this thing made of hollow soft plastic that you snap in the middle ands squeeze the toothpaste out of the handle, onto the brush.

    That sounds so... GAY
  11. #31
    I've been many many times to the hellholes that are the Texas department of criminal justice facilities...only as a visitor of course but that's hellish enough. 250 mile drive (500 round trip), 4hrs lining up in the Texas heat to get in and then a 2hr visit.
  12. #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I tried to sharpen a toothbrush before in there and it never worked. I may not have had the ptience but someone told me because the floor was made a certain way at least at the private prison of desert view mccf that you could not sharpen a toothbrush. You had to sneak it outside and do it if you would have and youd be caught. Like the floor was not pure cement and was waxed or something.
  13. #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I was gonna stick like three dudes in there this faggot bunky of mine this little wetback paisa next door and this white trash dude and this loud mouth whigger. It was really a place full of people that deserved a sticking and they acted that way because it was a low level 2 and sny and a place where they tend to charge people or make a big deal for any little thing or fight even. SO they acted that way and disrespected thinking no one will do nothing.
  14. #34
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I never really bothered to learn how to make shanks anyway because all you need really is to use the broken razer piece in your hand and you could really get anyone if you wanted to.
  15. #35
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Plus you can hide it in a sock easily. Everytime I got in a fight I would have one in my sock just in case the other guy came back for seconds with something in his hand or brought buddies. These people in there are soar losers and hold grudges ya know? Ya know?
  16. #36
    Prisoners are like children...all this shit about respect...it's pretty gay and needy.

    Fear and respect are different things btw...threatening to shank someone because they don't respect you is about a childish as it gets...and again, you're asking them to fear you, not respect you.

    This is one of the many reasons they fail as basic humans.
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  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ There arent any drugs in prison. No cigs. No booze. No drugs. Everyone is sober.

    not sure if joking or not and I seem to have missed this thread but SWIM was literally addicted to fentanyl and suboxone in prison and burnt his throat smoking shatter off copper wires for months.

    Basically everyone is mostly sober but everyone just schemes how to smuggle drugs in.
  18. #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol no it is true though. I was a coffee junkie or cafeine addict in there. The coffee they give you is powedered and I really thought and still do they put some shit in there because it feels like youre on speed when you have a couple cups in a row. Particularly if you mix it with a soda we called it a cadillac some soda, ice some sugar and creamer. Your body would even start twitching like youre on speed.
  19. #39
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *posting in an FBI honeypot*
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