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1. 2017-01-20 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #7681
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon I cant wait until trump starts gutting social welfare problems and you end up like the psychotic homeless person we all know you can be.

   
   So ill willed. At least when I'm taking the piss out of someone it's generally for a good reason. Mock me though you may, you're clearing lashing out due to the resentment you feel towards your own life.
2. 2017-01-20 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #7682
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wow society is so fucking fucktarded. I go to use the ATM to get my money and its not working so I try the bank and the place is locked up like fort knox but I'm pretty drunk so I try swiping my bank card in a swipe thing. I just want my FUCKING MONEY BUT ONE SMALL LOCK IS BLOCKING ME FROM THE ATM so I start madly shaking the doors and the fucking door alarm goes off... SO I run to the corner store and try to withdraw $200 and the machine locks up for 5mins and gives me an error. I had to withdraw $1200 $120 at a time and each time it cost me $1.75 but when I got to like $800 or $900 it gave me an error telling me to contact my bank and wont let me even take out $20.
   
   What the fuck why not just pay me lastnight so I could get the cash before I got home instead of doing this shit at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!. also lots of hookers out but I wanted to murder them instead of take a funny pic.
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   • bling bling
3. 2017-01-20 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #7683
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   mY BOY WAS GONNA PLAY IN THE THE SYSTEM MY DONNYS GONNA TURN SOME THE SYSTEM MY BOY IS GONNA PLAY IN THE SYSTEM MY BIGLYS GONNA KNOCK EM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000 THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!
   bOUGHT HIM A HANDGUN WHEN HE TURNED 18 GOT HIM SOME KEVLAR AND TOOK HIM TO SEE STEVE MC QUEEN AT THE BIGLYS.. AT TTHE SYSTEM !!!!!!! SOME DAYS YOUR BOY IS GONNA BE BIGLY TOO!!!!! IN THE SYSTEM MY BOY WAS GONNA GROW UP TO COOK SOME TECH IN THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH THAT BNIGLY
4. 2017-01-20 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #7684
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Malice Allegedly only 22 countries have never been invaded by Britain:
   
   
   
   Kind of amusing that this is the country that gave birth to America.

   
   not really amusing, more like expected
   
   the biggest imperial power giving birth to the next biggest imperial power turned international shitposter and bringer of death
   
   its poetic
5. 2017-01-20 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #7685
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   da queens still owns half the world u kno but rome owns it all
6. 2017-01-20 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #7686
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   if he stotted welfare for usa ppl than he must open for imigrants!¬!¬!¬
7. 2017-01-20 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #7687
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Whats with all this religious Jesus bullshit
8. 2017-01-20 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #7688
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   lol the livestream I'm watching on youtube is spamming swastikas so hard
9. 2017-01-20 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #7689
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Me and the Muslim guy I work with are watching Facebook livestream of Trump.
   
   All the white people I work with think Trump is Hitler but all the immigrant like him lol
10. 2017-01-20 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #7690
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fun fact: There are now 6 living presidents for the first time in about 13 years and for only the 4th time ever. There have been 3 other times where 6 presidents were alive (2001-2004 Ford, Carter, Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton, W. Bush), (93-94 Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton), and who could forget from 1861-1862 when Van Buren, Tyler, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan and Lincoln were alive.
    
    Only on 6 occassions have there been just one president alive.
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-01-20 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #7691
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hillary's face before the inauguration started is the best thing I've seen so far this year
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    • Brain surgeon
12. 2017-01-20 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #7692
    Brain surgeon Houston

    Originally posted by Malice So ill willed. At least when I'm taking the piss out of someone it's generally for a good reason. Mock me though you may, you're clearing lashing out due to the resentment you feel towards your own life.

    
    Brah, you are the most pathetic person on here, yet you still project this completely delusional sense of superiority. You are a nigger living entirely off welfare and you support trump for reasons I'll never understand. I dont lie about anything going on in my life because I dont care if you guys judge me, I come here because its the only place I can speak my mind in its entirety without any repercussions from the real world. I accept and admit that my life has been a general failure up to this point and i also accept that that does not make me any better or worse than anybody else here.
    
    You however are actually a bad person, like all the way down to your soul. I wish you nothing but ill will and hope that the politician you support fucks you hard and long for 4 years with no lube.
    
    Have i made myself clear?
13. 2017-01-20 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #7693
    Brain surgeon Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Fun fact: There are now 6 living presidents for the first time in about 13 years and for only the 4th time ever. There have been 3 other times where 6 presidents were alive (2001-2004 Ford, Carter, Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton, W. Bush), (93-94 Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton), and who could forget from 1861-1862 when Van Buren, Tyler, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan and Lincoln were alive.
    
    Only on 6 occassions have there been just one president alive.

    
    So other than washington who were the other 5? Kennedy and johnson maybe?
14. 2017-01-20 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #7694
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon So other than washington who were the other 5? Kennedy and johnson maybe?

    
    Washington, J. Adams, Grant, T. Roosevelt, Hoover, and Nixon
15. 2017-01-20 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #7695
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Have i made myself clear?

    
    We already have one frothy cuck on this board, we don't need another one.
    
    I find it amusing how childishly your mood fluctuates. IIRC at one point you accepted that bipolar disorder could explain much of the fluctuation in your life cycle, which I had suggested to you. As I've stated before, it's particularly funny how you can tell when a junkie hasn't had his fix/is on the comedown, it turns you into an absolute bitch.
    
    
    
    
    And on Tinychat you seemed so excited to see me and kept trying to get me to go on cam. Really is quite pitiful.
16. 2017-01-20 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #7696
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    heat burns cold burns
17. 2017-01-20 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #7697
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    anyone know the source of the bottom pic?
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    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-01-20 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #7698
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hahahaha some people need to get a fucking grip
19. 2017-01-20 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #7699
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pull that thing you call a soul down from the wretched, mangled tree branches in which it delightfully sits, caught. Dormant. Eyeballing you with hairs that split 8 ways and bring tears to children's dolls. Pull that thing down and show it who's boss.
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20. 2017-01-20 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #7700
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    the snake insidee urself its the first head u take is better of than dieying in a pit full of snakes