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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    ugh, this shitty town again, always the same, where rich and empty comes to die. I hate "coming home" plus it's hot as dick and I cant sleep because of it.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Malice, you got any idea what would cause reoccuring migraines? Ive had one and since felt like Im on the verge of one, if it doesnt just go to full blown brain throbbing- nausea- Ive felt sick for days now. Havent ate a whole lot because of it and have gone several days without eating. Almost reminds me of being pregnant since I did a few times get migraines during it and was nauseous for the most part all the way threw. Im not, Im sure of it since Ive not had sex since my husband left (way before actually. Ive felt terrible for days now.


    Way too vague, unfortunately. There are so many things that could cause recurring migraines.
  3. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    About a week ago or so, when the migraine first occured, I felt really nausous getting off work, came home, was up for a while, went to sleep and slept for fucking ever (my day off) woke up like 12-13 hours latwr and my head was throbbing. Was outta weed (smoked in the morning) so I caaled my coworker at work, then called the one off work and met up with her at another coworkers house and pickrd up a dime at 1am. Smoked a blunt with her, and 3 other coworkers and was gonna go to the laundrymat thats open 24/7 since I had work the next night. I was too stoned and my nausea wasnt as bad but I still felt fucky. My head at this point was just tender and I fell asleep as soon as I got home. Woke up early and went and di my shit but my head was and still has been fuzzy since. That night I literally felt like I was drugged with a tranquilizer, I was so fucky. This 'almost a headache but not quite' has been for about a week and it comes and goes into a migraine. I feel fuzzy in the head and justtnot right and its been for a week or so. I wish I just fucking felt better. Gos this sucks.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    So I got double cucked, srs. My girlfriend(esque) comes over and while we were about to get undressed she confesses that she gave her ex(kids dad) a blowjob when she was drunk the other night. At this point she asks "do you still want me?" while simultaneously pulling my rigid cock. At this point I have a hard on par with a diamond and I'm running like a Popsicle in August. I just want this great feeling to continue so I go "mmhmm" and proceed to bang the shit out of her. I should mention that she's still being supported financially by this guy so I assume he's getting it in too..I'd almost hope at least for the money he blows on her he would get something out of it. For some reason it's like I should at least be disappointed in her or in myself for being a poor judgement of character but I'd be lying if I said I was hurt or in a rage about it. I did like her despite her being pretty dumb and not being able to really hold a conversation.

    Actually despite being double cucked I feel like..[video]https://giphy.com/gifs/poWLYSodVfB3W/html5[/video]
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    About a week ago or so, when the migraine first occured, I felt really nausous getting off work, came home, was up for a while, went to sleep and slept for fucking ever (my day off) woke up like 12-13 hours latwr and my head was throbbing. Was outta weed (smoked in the morning) so I caaled my coworker at work, then called the one off work and met up with her at another coworkers house and pickrd up a dime at 1am. Smoked a blunt with her, and 3 other coworkers and was gonna go to the laundrymat thats open 24/7 since I had work the next night. I was too stoned and my nausea wasnt as bad but I still felt fucky. My head at this point was just tender and I fell asleep as soon as I got home. Woke up early and went and di my shit but my head was and still has been fuzzy since. That night I literally felt like I was drugged with a tranquilizer, I was so fucky. This 'almost a headache but not quite' has been for about a week and it comes and goes into a migraine. I feel fuzzy in the head and justtnot right and its been for a week or so. I wish I just fucking felt better. Gos this sucks.

    Have you had a concussion or head trauma recently?
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    http://gfycat.com/DimpledDeficientCopperbutterfly

    Stayed up for 2 days doing stuff (I have OCD tendencies, in this case I just don't want to stop until I feel something is perfect, or, if I'm having difficulty finding a solution to a problem, it's solved.) on fluoro-modafinil. Definitely think I should take a break for a while, but it's great for getting things done if you respond (MAOI likely potentiated the dopaminergic effect, along with the severity of my depression having been greatly reduced.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you had a concussion or head trauma recently?

    She did allegedly have a heart attack. IIRC she's around 27, although (Patient risk factors:) she is overweight/obese and has an anxiety disorder and has repeatedly suffered prolonged periods of severe stress, suffers from chronic pain, along with a history of hard drug use.
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Yeah, I did have a heart attack. As for head trauma right up prior to the heart attack, I tripped coming in my house after days of not sleeping and driving back from down south and slammed into the railing going to my porch. It stunned me for a minute and my head was ringing for hours after. This was over a month ago, though. My head finally seemed to clear up for the most part, but at times it seems fuzzy. I couldnt recall this other coworkers name Id worked with when she was right in front of me, though she had thoroughly pissed me off, so maybe that was it- also I hadnt had sleep before that shift so I was tired then too. Ive been hit in the head a lot in my life, I have no doubt I have something wrong due to it. Ive bee hit so hard Ive seizured before. But as for recent head trauma, the railing incident is the only thing thats happened. ive not been prone to migraines and this whole fuzzy headed feeling, feeling drugged is a whole new thing. Its not been so bad lately, but it comes and goes now, but the nausea has been fairly constant. Hoping it clears up fully soon.
  9. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    @hydromorphone: didn't you say you were going to kill yourself?
  10. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    One time, when I used to be a pothead (ew, i know), I boiled my weed pipe to get the resin out. After boiling I did the usual, I used a coffee enhancement and got rid of the excess water so i was left with a shit ton of resin. I usually never scraped my pipe or cleaned to save up my resin for when I was out of weed. Well, obviously, the resin was wet and had to wait to be dry to smoke correctly. Well, I just couldn't wait, so I put it in the microwave and HOLY SHIT, it started sparking like it was a fork or something! Why is that? Isn't weed natural, so, why would it create a reaction like that? I've heard it has happened to another person I know so I know it wasn't just the weed, anyways, it was a ton of dif. kinds of weed cuz the resin had been building up for a while.

  11. ^ lol, were you stoned?
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Microwaves work by sending out electromagnetic waves that vibrate the water, fat and sugar molecules in food, creating heat. The microwave generates an electric field, but the intensity of the electricity varies throughout the microwave. When you put multiple pieces of almost any dense, mineral-rich material in the electric field, the pieces will develop different individual charges, and that will sometimes cause sparks between the pieces.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    That feeling when you're done autistic-obsessively customizing your new phone. It's beautiful, it's so...optimal. :')
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Also, Open Bazaar finally launched: http://bravenewcoin.com/news/the-age...zaar-launches/

    Finally, no more concern about exit scams, shut downs, and they have smart contracts. Establish yourself early on on it as a vendor and gain a first mover advantage.

    Capitalists of the world, UNITE! Free yourself from the tyranny of authoritarian socialist central planners!
  15. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    ^ lol, were you stoned?
    NO. Case in point why I was about to smoke resin. I used a hair dryer instead and I remember it working.
  16. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Thank god for Crouton, amirite? Best cure for hangovers. EVER. Well, actual opiates would be better but, meh, Crouton is the best LEGAL cure.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Kreepy, NAC/N-acetyl cysteine legitimately prevents hangovers. Everyone should use this before heavy drinking: www.google.com/search?q=site:reddit.com+hangovers+NAC+OR+N-acetyl+cysteine

    And it's cheap: http://www.powdercity.com/products/n-acetyl-l-cysteine
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Received this message in my inbox. I thought, "How the fuck did they get this number?"

    "Hi, my Name's Casey. Call you. I would like to buy a couple of your girlfriends. I live in North Oakland close to Berkeley. Anyway I thought I'd let me know if you didn't want to send them. Thanks "

    Turns out he said "gold coins", he sounds Indian. Transcribed, used my Google Voice number for a craigslist ad.

    The first time I looked at it I thought it might be Casper offering to buy me a prostitute(s).



    Sorry that was me, was meant for my contact in the russian mob. Nice quads too by the way.


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  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What if virtual reality causes an explosion of hikikomori in Japan? I could definitely see it happening eventually. In fact, I'd say it's inevitable.

    I was reading this and the main thing that my mind was drawn to was how it would it feel to have virtual people sitting in the theater with you. As I've said before, it's how the (relatively) primitive brain perceives it that matters. But, even when I'm around people I feel alone. There may be no difference between this and actually going to a meatspace theater in terms of bio-psychological benefit, they're faceless strangers either way. Even in VR I'd probably be afraid to actually speak to people through mic alone or with avatars, to try to form any connection.
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Sitting on a beach right now, trying to hold my eyes open. I am loaded full of opiates and benzos, and my parents don't know that I use hard drugs, so they keep feeding me full of alcohol. Probably going to die in my sleep, but if I don't, I will be back on Sunday night. Fuck all of you.

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