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Farting into Trumps Mouth on Inaugeration day

  1. #1
    nonarky Houston
    how could i possible get my butt-cheeks spread over trumps mouth quickly without secret service noticing?

    any advice?

  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    dress up as a woman wearing a crotchless thong then when he goes to grab your pussy, jump up on his shoulders like that russian chick in 'avengers' does.

    voila.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock dress up as a woman wearing a crotchless thong then when he goes to grab your pussy, jump up on his shoulders like that russian chick in 'avengers' does.

    voila.

    that sounds smexy, i like your style tard.

    but personally i think it would be funnier if he was beaten up and raped on cam

    But i heard from insider informant darin bush that right after trump is inaugurated hes gonna say "barak obamma,..." and the whole audience is gonna say "YOURE FIRED!"

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-20T04:57:29.612739+00:00
  4. #4
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by snab_snib

    The dynamics of how that snake is entwined with that fasces is beyond me
  8. #8
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny The dynamics of how that snake is entwined with that fasces is beyond me

    a familiar sensation i'm sure
  9. #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    fasck you buddy
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