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  1. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    every deodorant i use gives me a rash
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein That’s what I’m talking about




    Hell no lol
    I never go to work high
    Although I know I could perform my duties just fine
    Something tells me not to do it

    Nah I'm just joshing with you, I think it's probably a good thing for nurses to not be really high when they're at work. It does seem a tad irresponsible when yiure dealing with the care and livelihood of other individuals in need.

    We both work in the hospitality industry but thankfully I can be high as shit because all I have to do is make shrimp creoles and fry frog legs and honestly when I'm high i make food just that much better. I love making my plates look all fancy and organized, to let the person that's eating it know the cook made it with TLC. :)
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  3. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    less than 12 hrs away...
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I spit at hos, can I be in the hospitality industry too?
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny I spit at hos, can I be in the hospitality industry too?

    do you want to be though
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    good point. I'm now a part of the inhospitality industry. Now piss off
  7. Originally posted by Lanny good point. I'm now a part of the inhospitality industry. Now piss off

    you wouldnt be so bold if finny is here.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Nah I'm just joshing with you, I think it's probably a good thing for nurses to not be really high when they're at work. It does seem a tad irresponsible when yiure dealing with the care and livelihood of other individuals in need.

    We both work in the hospitality industry but thankfully I can be high as shit because all I have to do is make shrimp creoles and fry frog legs and honestly when I'm high i make food just that much better. I love making my plates look all fancy and organized, to let the person that's eating it know the cook made it with TLC. :)
    Honestly, I think I do everything better when high ..but that could just be my high perception...
    I probably wouldn’t mess up because I’ve inadvertently memorized my routine through constant repetition ...I know exactly what everyone needs without guidance ya know ...but like you said..I’m not tryna kill nobody ..that’d be extremely counterproductive to my mission...

    You sound like an amazing cook actually Mq! High or not lol
    And yes omg , presentation is genuinely important to me when I’m plating a dish ..I’m happy it is to you as well :)

    I’m headed home to get high right meow ..
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ladies and gentleman of the court ..
    Mr Anderson is a cold blooded killer

    *long pause*
    *slowly paces the courtroom*

    Not only is the forensic evidence irrefutable , proving he is the one who held that murder weapon ..the very weapon that took Mrs. Anderson from everyone she loved ....

    *stops by jurors*

    His inconsistency during the 911 call
    ..undeniable...


    Mr. Anderson waited 2 hours to call 911...While his wife ...

    *puts hands together*
    *looks at jurors*

    Lay bleeding on the bed they shared together for 15 yrs....

    *paces in silence*

    Mrs. Anderson was nothing more than an inconvenience for Mr. Anderson..He found a new lover and wanted her out the picture..plain and simple..he wanted her gone
    He took out an insurance policy for $300,000 to ensure he and his lover lived comfortably ...

    *stops*

    So he took her out of the picture as if she was nothing....

    *looks at family of the victim*

    Her family described her as loving mother , a caring sister and an amazing daughter
    Exuberant, vibrant with a zest for life
    A true joy to all she came in contact with...and now ...she’s gone ..
    she will never go home to her family...

    *looks at jurors*

    Ever ...again ...

    Ladies and gentleman of the court ..Mr Anderson deserves the maximum sentence allowed

    Give this family some kind of closure to the unimaginable pain that he’s caused that will no doubt, be with them forever ...

    Thank you ...

    *walks away from jurors*
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    What is your opinion of my vid i just posted „hunting chicks” or “hunting for women”
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    I gotta go look
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Well I’ve just written my closing arguments for my first murder case and I think I will sway the jurors to convict Mr Anderson...

    I’m gonna work on it but I think it looks good

    My next case will be ..hmmm I gotta see
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Oooh I got it! ..my next case will be an arson...
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Hell I forgot I had an arson case to write closing arguments for..
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny I spit at hos, can I be in the hospitality industry too?

    Your gimmick is good. Dad jokes for days.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Well I’ve just written my closing arguments for my first murder case and I think I will sway the jurors to convict Mr Anderson…

    I’m gonna work on it but I think it looks good

    My next case will be ..hmmm I gotta see

    Mr Anderson is innocent.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I object !


    Ot

  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    Senator !
    I was never on steroids!

    Senator!

    😂😂😂
  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    We lost one of the biggest gangsters in history

    Cotttdamn krocodile hunter is gone children!
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Omg 😂😂❤️
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