I was just trying to use the tv remote to turn on the fireplace

1. 2019-11-19 at 9:25 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   What is this primitive bullshit and why can't I control an entire house with a single remote?
   I should be able to order beer and pizza, turn on the shower, flush the toilet and set the mood and atmosphere all on one singular device and no I'm not talking about some grotesque 21st century jewgarbage like a "smart"phone.
2. 2019-11-19 at 9:30 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What is this primitive bullshit and why can't I control an entire house with a single remote?
   I should be able to order beer and pizza, turn on the shower, flush the toilet and set the mood and atmosphere all on one singular device and no I'm not talking about some grotesque 21st century jewgarbage like a "smart"phone.

   
   Okay, not a smartphone? Use a tablet and call it your smartremote.
3. 2019-11-19 at 9:32 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by HTS Okay, not a smartphone? Use a tablet and call it your smartremote.

   
   tablets are smartphones with larger screens
4. 2019-11-19 at 9:40 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   In the future it will be able to sense when you want it to turn on and off
5. 2019-11-19 at 9:43 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal tablets are smartphones with larger screens

   
   They're smartphones except they're larger and they aren't phones.
6. 2019-11-19 at 9:50 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood In the future it will be able to sense when you want it to turn on and off

   
   By the time BCI technology enters the consumer market there won't be a need for physical devices, you'll enter full-immersion virtual reality or hallucinate a screen hovering near you.
7. 2019-11-19 at 10:11 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   youre actually exactly right about that
8. 2019-11-19 at 10:52 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by A College Professor youre actually exactly right about that

   
   I have been into futurism and transhumanism since 2008
   This used to be my obsession, it was all I read about on the internet other than video game sites and /pol/.
   So basically I am an expert on this topic.
9. 2019-11-19 at 10:55 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   your mom needs a new boyfriend
10. 2019-11-19 at 11 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What is this primitive bullshit and why can't I control an entire house with a single remote?
    I should be able to order beer and pizza, turn on the shower, flush the toilet and set the mood and atmosphere all on one singular device and no I'm not talking about some grotesque 21st century jewgarbage like a "smart"phone.

    
    You can't do all that stuff because you want it provided to you on a plate.
    
    There are already pizza apis, there are home automation solutions, and internet connected lighting and sockets and arduinos are a thing.
11. 2019-11-19 at 11:12 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You can't do all that stuff because you want it provided to you on a plate.
    
    There are already pizza apis, there are home automation solutions, and internet connected lighting and sockets and arduinos are a thing.

    
    I said no faggoty bullshit like smartphones or tablets, I have to be able to do all of this with a tv remote.
12. 2019-11-19 at 11:12 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    and the remote has to have been around since before 2007
13. 2019-11-19 at 11:27 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Wire up an ir sensor, they cost like 50 cents each and can connect to anything