2017-01-18 at 9:11 AM UTC
Yes, if you consider yourself to be a small animal. Ayy-ooh.
2017-01-18 at 10:25 AM UTC
The fact that you made this thread proves you couldnt actually do it so you made the thread to validate edgelord status. Well too damn bad sploo. I am the resident edgelord. You couldnt kill more small and moderately sized animals than me if you tried anyway.
2017-01-18 at 12:44 PM UTC
Only if you record it and take lots of pictures
2017-01-18 at 5:28 PM UTC
Come kill my neighbor's dog, he wont' stop barking.
2017-01-18 at 6:37 PM UTC
maybbe my dog weill shot up if u stot banging on the door u fuccing pakis
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2017-01-18 at 7:49 PM UTC
Get a gopro , start breeding crickets and torture them all, spray them with muriatic acid and upload to YouTube.
2017-01-18 at 7:51 PM UTC
My edginess surpasses TLNs edginess by far
2017-01-18 at 7:54 PM UTC
if you want to learn to hunt, or be a soldier or something, you want to learn to kill, what you do is start small with killing things. hunt bugs, then when you can slaughter bugs, hunt mice, and then coyotes and feral cats and raccoons and shit, work your way up.
if i had the money i'd get a FLIR scope and put it on a bow, and then stalk the night in surrounding areas, holocausting all the coyotes.
the true first step if you want to become a killer, is to eat a bug because you're hungry, and do it with a straight face. if you feel grossed out or gag, you have to try again.
2017-01-18 at 7:55 PM UTC
Every time I read TLNs posts Big Gay Al's "I'm super, thanks for asking" starts playing in my head.
2017-01-18 at 8:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost
My gayness surpasses TLNs gayness by far
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2017-01-18 at 8:56 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by the holy ghost
>respecting/not abusing your gf
>not abusing your parents
>not getting arrested/psychwarded every week
>not using drugs nonstop to cover up your constant boredom
you're a fucking soft little pussy
Yeah he's a candy ass for sure, but at least he has a hott gf that he gets to stick his tiny lil dick into her tight lil pussy all day every day
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2017-01-18 at 8:57 PM UTC
She's probably as ugly as he is. Watching them have sex would make me vomit.
2017-01-18 at 8:59 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by the holy ghost
She's probably as ugly as he is. Watching them have sex would make me vomit.
He's actually a decent looking guy, I thought from his posting style that he was your quintessential skinny gay creep
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2017-01-18 at 9:02 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I think he should post a picture of his gf so we can make an accurate opinion on her. He always mentions her like she's some kind of trophy wife.
2017-01-18 at 9:02 PM UTC
Maybe all of that is relative to one's own attractiveness because I thought he was strikingly ugly
2017-01-18 at 9:05 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I would pay to see sploo "reamed" by you as long as while its happening he makes all those goofy/spazz sounds like he does in his youtube vids