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Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status

  1. #1
    Is this a good idea?
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes, if you consider yourself to be a small animal. Ayy-ooh.
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    The fact that you made this thread proves you couldnt actually do it so you made the thread to validate edgelord status. Well too damn bad sploo. I am the resident edgelord. You couldnt kill more small and moderately sized animals than me if you tried anyway.
  4. #4
    Only if you record it and take lots of pictures
  5. #5
    Come kill my neighbor's dog, he wont' stop barking.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    maybbe my dog weill shot up if u stot banging on the door u fuccing pakis
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger The fact that you made this thread proves you couldnt actually do it so you made the thread to validate edgelord status. Well too damn bad sploo. I am the resident edgelord. You couldnt kill more small and moderately sized animals than me if you tried anyway.

    I already did it though as a kid

    But I feel insecure now so I feel like I have to do it again

    And I never dissected anything either
  8. #8
    Get a gopro , start breeding crickets and torture them all, spray them with muriatic acid and upload to YouTube.
  9. #9
    My edginess surpasses TLNs edginess by far
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    if you want to learn to hunt, or be a soldier or something, you want to learn to kill, what you do is start small with killing things. hunt bugs, then when you can slaughter bugs, hunt mice, and then coyotes and feral cats and raccoons and shit, work your way up.

    if i had the money i'd get a FLIR scope and put it on a bow, and then stalk the night in surrounding areas, holocausting all the coyotes.

    the true first step if you want to become a killer, is to eat a bug because you're hungry, and do it with a straight face. if you feel grossed out or gag, you have to try again.
  11. #11
    Every time I read TLNs posts Big Gay Al's "I'm super, thanks for asking" starts playing in my head.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by the holy ghost My gayness surpasses TLNs gayness by far

    fixt
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger fixt

    >respecting/not abusing your gf

    >not abusing your parents

    >not getting arrested/psychwarded every week

    >not using drugs nonstop to cover up your constant boredom

    you're a fucking soft little pussy
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost >respecting/not abusing your gf

    >not abusing your parents

    >not getting arrested/psychwarded every week

    >not using drugs nonstop to cover up your constant boredom

    you're a fucking soft little pussy

    Yeah he's a candy ass for sure, but at least he has a hott gf that he gets to stick his tiny lil dick into her tight lil pussy all day every day
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  15. #15
    She's probably as ugly as he is. Watching them have sex would make me vomit.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost She's probably as ugly as he is. Watching them have sex would make me vomit.

    He's actually a decent looking guy, I thought from his posting style that he was your quintessential skinny gay creep
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by the holy ghost >respecting/not abusing your gf

    >not abusing your parents

    >not getting arrested/psychwarded every week

    >not using drugs nonstop to cover up your constant boredom

    you're a fucking soft little pussy

    Hahaha dude your life is so sad. I dont understand why you are trying to "out edge" me anyway. I just made a small confession about killing some shit and you are fucking obsessed with one upping me. You should really just do the small animals a favor and kill yourself instead.

    I dont want to abuse people or get arrested because I am not fucking retarded dude.

    Using drugs nonstop to cover up my constant boredom on the otherhand is indeed my style. But its more indicative of being prone to boredness than being edgy.

    Anyway how are those fantasies of being my whore going? I know you just want to bend over and let me ream you. Dont cry my child.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I think he should post a picture of his gf so we can make an accurate opinion on her. He always mentions her like she's some kind of trophy wife.
  19. #19
    Maybe all of that is relative to one's own attractiveness because I thought he was strikingly ugly
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I would pay to see sploo "reamed" by you as long as while its happening he makes all those goofy/spazz sounds like he does in his youtube vids
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