2019-11-14 at 7:34 AM UTC
Hey goy!
How would you like to spend $4,000 on a piece of metallic dog shit made for retards like yourself so you can play your shitty RTS and battle royale games?
Who wants to spend $500 on something that just works and comes with masterful classics when you can work your ass off debugging and putting autist legos together for a thousand hours so you can play absolute works of art like Fortnite and drawf fortress?
You're not a CASUAL are you?
2019-11-14 at 7:45 AM UTC
Hey goy, wanna pay $500 for a gimped PC that can't do shit except play games and Chinese cartoons? Oh yeah the only choice is to spend $4000 goy, it's not like you can mix and match parts as much as you like and get whatever level of performance you want.
Welcome to a platform where you have no autonomy goy. Forget about piracy: we own you now. @ant to play with another controller? TOO FUCKING BAD GOY, NO MOUSE AND KEYBOARD FOR YOU.
2019-11-14 at 7:52 AM UTC
Get a console.
If you wanna fps with a mouse and keyboard you can now. Plug and play straight in to the USB port.
For the processor and ram and graphics card you get, it's easily a 4k computer for $400.
And you can put it on a big TV and sink in to the couch.
For a computer just get a shitty cheap laptop for school and pirating movies to USB to tv. You can browse the web on your phone.
2019-11-14 at 7:57 AM UTC
aldra
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I don't know what feelings you are encouraging with those pictures.
Definitely the top picture is not cool guys I wanna be friends with.
2019-11-14 at 8:39 AM UTC
It's like a dweeb version of The Gang from Always Sunny. From the right: fag but not gay Mac, gay Dennis, Muslim Charlie
2019-11-14 at 8:41 AM UTC
They look like
IDENTICAL TWINS
2019-11-14 at 9:54 AM UTC
I would build my own PC for $2500 and buy an ounce of cocaine with the rest, step on it and double my money so I have $5000 cash and a new computer
2019-11-14 at 9:58 AM UTC
If you had a $5000 PC you could pirate and emulate anything