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  1. #21
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how can a prison also be a jail? you fucking brits and your vernacular

    they don't have 'county' jails here. 'local' prisons(which tend to be in or near towns and cities) just have a separate wing for remand prisoners awaiting trails and sentencing. they will also have other wings dedicated to long term prisoners and usually other wings which will house short term sentenced prisoners, as well as a 'vulnerable prisoners unit' for the likes of you and the other sex offenders and grasses. that's not to say we don't have prisons that are dedicated only for sentenced prisoners, like 'A' cat prisons for the worst offenders and 'C and 'D' catagory prisons for more trusted prisoners(what is often referred to as a local jail is usually a 'B' cat btw), they're often in more rural places away from built up urban areas. 'D' cat prisons are open prisons and only the most trusted prisoners get to go there. if you have any history of escape or absconding then you'd never get 'D' catted. there's also double 'AA' cat which house the likes of terrorists and child murderers and the worst of the worst, these will be prisons inside a prison, usually either an 'A' or 'B' cat.

    but yeah, jail and prison here pretty much means the same thing. we have had this discussion on these boards a number of times Bill Krozby, i even remember discussing it on zoklet an all.

    edit:i should have mentioned that when you first get sentenced you'll be in a local 'B' cat jail, they are also known as dispersal prisons. then once you get sentenced they will categorize you as either an 'A, B, C or D' cat prisoner, depending on things like your offence, past offences and other things like your conduct in jail. once categorized you'll get allocated to the prison where you'll serve your sentence.


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  2. #22
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    do i understand it right that in the states the judge and/or the courts decide which prison you serve your sentence in?


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  3. #23
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    ISALLMEMEMEWITHME
  4. #24
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Cly ISALLMEMEMEWITHME

    ISALLYOUYOUYOUWITHYOU
  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Cly ISALLMEMEMEWITHME

    #metoo


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  6. #26
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Narc #metoo


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    me not
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wow look at the time
  8. #28
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Stephen King.
  9. #29
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Cly Stephen King.

    you already said that assmaster
  10. #30
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Grylls you already said that assmaster

    It’s who we’re going with.
  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Cly Stephen King.
  12. #32
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    The wastelands
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  13. #33
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    A guy goes to a job interview

    the hiring manager says so it says here you went to college where did you get your degree son

    Yale says the guy

    The manager goes Ah a fellow ivy leaguer whats your name son

    Guy says

    Yack Yackson
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  14. #34
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls wow look at the time

    its always the time, so what of it?


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  15. #35
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Have you ever tried to get your head around the fact that at all times you are moving through space at 18 miles per second? You are now literally over a hundred miles away from where you was when you first started reading this post.

    Mind blowing stuff huh?


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  16. #36
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I see you're all so obviously spun out by that fact that none of you can even think of anything to say in reply to it. Its been like 25 minutes already and not one of you can even come up with anything.

    lol


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  17. #37
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So just imagine how far you've travelled during that 25 minutes then?


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  18. #38
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Like WOW!


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  19. #39
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    2700 miles


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  20. #40
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    am freakin out rn
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