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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah you're more hardcore than me I sint know those other games other than spades and whist, which I also love. Spades and whist are similar yeah, I guess, but they're definitely different. Ultimately they are both relatively BASIC BITCH card games that actually dont take much learning to play, but to win on a consistent matter it takes some in depth knowledge and as I said a P that knows what you're doing. Having a partner that knows what's up is like 95% of the game. Nobody can consistently win more than probably about 60% of any spades games ever, regardless of the cards. That's just the game. But two awesome partners know exactly how to bid and why they're bidding it.

    Hearts is it's own shit and I like hearts because you dont have to rely on a partner. You can walk up into any cell block and find a hearts game and just clarify yourself right away. Hearts another game that has so many nuances and it's fun when you actually deal with other people that know what they're doing (i.e. sending a medium heart in every pass) and paying attention to why faggot is so anxious to take every trick right off the bat.

    yeah a good partner is key, obviously table talk is not allowed and people will fight if there's commissary on the line. A bid of 1 means "low town" and sluffing the suit you want your partner to come to and whatnot. Spades you don't buy control like in whist and if your partner can't count cards they're basically retarded. You have to show your partner your aces too. There are a bunch of nuances (not to be confused with nonces) to the game that you pick up over time. I wonder if there's an online whist platform like chess.com
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Sounds like a bunch of bitches who can't function properly in the real world tbh. Which is probably why they got arrested in the first place.

    Sounds/looks/smells like you're literally an effeminate beta who is grateful for the prison industrial complex so you don't have to give up your lunch everyday. You are afraid of everything including fear itself
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Sounds/looks/smells like you're literally an effeminate beta who is grateful for the prison industrial complex so you don't have to give up your lunch everyday. You are afraid of everything including fear itself

    Sounds like you got raped in the ass during lockup and you need to tuffen up the experience to not look like the pussy ass bitch you are, NIGGER.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    i did.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo https://www.google.com/amp/s/protectthekids.wordpress.com/2009/06/05/maciej-wieslaw-lata-appears-in-court-on-molestation-charges/amp/


    I'm just gonna leave this here…


    ROBLOX OOF
  6. Infrared Yung Blood
    "Infrared account". lol. I love it. Yeah, mm, it's me. Still putting people on ventilators and managing a department of RRTs like me that do the same, and I spontaneously grew a comb over! Still got the redhead and now I've even reproduced. I have a son. I've already taught him how to knock small planets out of orbit!

    Not that you asked, mq, but proof: I PMed you asking what was up with that chittering sound cats make when they're after a bug or squirrel or something, and you told me it was called "chattering" and explained why it happened. Anyway, how you been?

    If I get a shitload of "should've aborted your kid/Haha bald nurse/fag I hate u/ZOMGleik u were the worst spurious mod evAR", I will know I'm home.

    Oh yeah, the topic: Yes, I posted on Zoklet and totse before it. W3rd.

    -Infrared (Now I think the signature thing is a little pretentious but hey, traditions)
  7. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Criminals can't cope with being degenerates so they lionize jail time

    funny how the ones at the top get away for mass murders and the stealing of trillions of dollars while the lower end of that spectrum go to prison for small amounts of drugs.

    often times in question if they were set up.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Infrared "Infrared account". lol. I love it. Yeah, mm, it's me. Still putting people on ventilators and managing a department of RRTs like me that do the same, and I spontaneously grew a comb over! Still got the redhead and now I've even reproduced. I have a son. I've already taught him how to knock small planets out of orbit!

    Not that you asked, mq, but proof: I PMed you asking what was up with that chittering sound cats make when they're after a bug or squirrel or something, and you told me it was called "chattering" and explained why it happened. Anyway, how you been?

    If I get a shitload of "should've aborted your kid/Haha bald nurse/fag I hate u/ZOMGleik u were the worst spurious mod evAR", I will know I'm home.

    Oh yeah, the topic: Yes, I posted on Zoklet and totse before it. W3rd.

    -Infrared (Now I think the signature thing is a little pretentious but hey, traditions)

    I didn't remember anything about you other than a picture of a bald male nurse in scrubs and you were extremely cringey and you and your weird probably disgusting gf used to co post on zoklet and it was the cringiest thing ever.

    Then you made this post which reminded me of dozens of other specific reasons why you shouldn't be alive and we are all worse for your presence
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. toz African Astronaut
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by toz funny how the ones at the top get away for mass murders and the stealing of trillions of dollars while the lower end of that spectrum go to prison for small amounts of drugs.

    often times in question if they were set up.

    That's just called being a winner. Don't be a loser small time criminal.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator That's just called being a winner. Don't be a loser small time criminal.

    that was funny.. so I thanked you

    but evil. you evil cunt.
  12. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Wariat homecoming. How you doing Brother? It’s SquattingBear.
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Whats up man.
  14. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Wariat Whats up man.

    Nothing much, listening to icp.
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Remind me of some of the old threads we together partivipated in on Zoklet. Also what happened to Octavian?
  16. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    You posted this thread of a gang of Polski's I remember that.

    I posted a thread as SquattingBear asking for your attention.
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    What did you bring to my attention? I remember squattingbear somewhat sounds familiar.
  18. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Wariat What did you bring to my attention?

    I was just saying what's up.
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Sup man.
  20. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I was a rampant shit-poster-nigger.
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