2019-06-29 at 11:31 PM UTC
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2019-06-29 at 11:34 PM UTC
Lion eyes lionize lion lies
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2019-06-29 at 11:39 PM UTC
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Lion eyes laying on lying lazy-eyed lions
2019-06-30 at 1:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Infrared
Yep.
We dont want no scrubs
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2019-06-30 at 10:44 AM UTC
Don't go chasing waterfalls
2019-06-30 at 11:56 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Common De-mominator
Criminals can't cope with being degenerates so they lionize jail time
Some do as a status thing because people have preconceived notions about what people who spend time in jail are like (like wariat). Some thing it's legitimately cool to be hang out with people who got caught and eat shitty food and get no pussy and have the value of your life reduced to your possessions. Some are fucked and talk about it because they feel others will relate to them more because it's omnipresent in their life, even after release they compare things and feel like prison is the "natural state" and "da real world" is just a temporary vacation that makes less sense than prison (which it does). Obviously I'm of the latter category. Man I wish I had mmq as a celly we'd have some laughs at night.
Laughs is jail slang for anal sex
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2019-06-30 at 11:59 AM UTC
Who is the dork that does the infrared account here and there? Is it you UM?
2019-06-30 at 12:09 PM UTC
Aww itβs ok Mq. Wanna play spades β οΈ
2019-06-30 at 12:35 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
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Originally posted by mmQ
All jokes aside if me and sudoku were doing MANY YEARS I still wouldn't fuck him I dont think. I've never done long enough time to need or want to fuck a guy to satisfy my sexual urges. I dont think he has either but I cant speak for him.
We really WOULD have cool times in our cell if we were there together. Haha. Maybe. I need you to know how to play prison spades properly though. Panny talks shit and boasts about his 2 years or whatever he did but he sucks at spades. I just dont get it. That's the only thing that matters to me.
There are so many little nuances to spades and got DAMN if you have a P that knows what's up you can eat and live like a king. I hate retarded spades players. I'm getting mad.
Yeah up here there's not much consensual gay prison sex. You kind of are looked at really weird for that, couldn't hang with certain people, might have to leave a range etc. I'm more the type to try to manipulate a female prison staff member by thinking of something to say to her everyday so she sees me as different from other cons and wants to help me.
Spades is a 4 person game, up here people mostly play whist which is autistic spades. Also tens and spades. I remember learning to play tens with a huge 300lb Haitian crip who was getting really excited and slammed the cards down and got up, kicked the chair and left and room and started yelling out of excitement when he won the first tens hand I ever played and I was stoned and laughed all night thinking about that big bastard getting so excited he like pushed people out the way so he could express his excitement by leaving the room.
There's also big 3 (or big 2) and crazy 8s for 1 v 1 play. Spades is just whist with rotating trump. I've seen quite a few fights over whist and literally any time a monopoly board comes out "nah fuck bud come in the celllll"
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2019-06-30 at 12:45 PM UTC
Yeah you're more hardcore than me I sint know those other games other than spades and whist, which I also love. Spades and whist are similar yeah, I guess, but they're definitely different. Ultimately they are both relatively BASIC BITCH card games that actually dont take much learning to play, but to win on a consistent matter it takes some in depth knowledge and as I said a P that knows what you're doing. Having a partner that knows what's up is like 95% of the game. Nobody can consistently win more than probably about 60% of any spades games ever, regardless of the cards. That's just the game. But two awesome partners know exactly how to bid and why they're bidding it.
Hearts is it's own shit and I like hearts because you dont have to rely on a partner. You can walk up into any cell block and find a hearts game and just clarify yourself right away. Hearts another game that has so many nuances and it's fun when you actually deal with other people that know what they're doing (i.e. sending a medium heart in every pass) and paying attention to why faggot is so anxious to take every trick right off the bat.
2019-06-30 at 12:49 PM UTC
I have too much anxiety to play cards. If I was in prison I would be a yard rat I think
