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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Page 376 Bling. Page 376.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ The girl working yesterday was pretty sexy. Maybe I'll see if I can just use the gift card balance ($8.55) to buy her.

    Ask for Extra meat and when she starts loading up the sandwich say "No No, I meant you"
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How fucking great would that be if it actually worked. She looks down, slightly embarrassed, face turns red, and grows a small, innocent smile as she looks back up at you with fuck me eyes, you smile back as you stand there basking in the sudden sexual tension, she bites her lip and with the slightest twist of her head beckons you to come with her, she and you silently make your way to the dry storage area in the back where you smash that pussy like Gallagher to a watermelon, then amidst heavy breathing and ecstacy you cum deep into the back of her throat and she swallows it all with no hesitation, you exchange another passionate stare and redress, making your way up front you casually drop a $5 bill in the tip jar as you head for exit. "I'll take the same thing tomorrow, Jessica." A wink and you scurry off into the world.
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38-oTicVW8Q
  6. And then you say "oh, can I have this toasted?"
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And whip out your cock to repeat the process.

    Where the fuck is actor?
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  8. He's dead
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is not!!!!
    😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Was just playing a CS match and at the end some 12 year old kid screamed in to the mic "WHERE ARE MY TENDIES, REEEEEE"

    I didn't realize the breadth of the meme.

    I feel a little betrayed

    chan culture is mainstream now
  11. I killed him
  12. bling bling Dark Matter
    i told himn the last hippy tribe burried a 50 gallon drumn of cid in the dessert 40 yrs ago
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    i sed it wos under scronys yard
  14. Now he's buried in it
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sophie, I thought of a new line. You have permission to use it: Pretty kawaii for a kouhai.
  16. Originally posted by Malice Sophie, I thought of a new line. You have permission to use it: Pretty kawaii for a kouhai.

    Pretty alone for ever.
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  17. I hope this 10 minute late bus is sideways in a ditch and the driver is dead.
  18. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I hope this 10 minute late bus is sideways in a ditch and the driver is dead.

    I hope it arrives in 2 minutes and the 12 minutie late bus etc. etc. everyone is dead.
  19. How to make any late bus show up quickly;

    Light a smoke
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  20. According to that test I have 42 autisms, is that a lot?

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