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  1. #21
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III also she can never leave you because you can put it in a cage or just run and catch it

    also feeds on bugs and won't complain to you when you don't eat because you're withdrawing off like 3 drugs or alternately high on like 5 different drugs

    CUModo DRAGons are actually hardcore. They dont eat bugs, they eat deer and wild pig and other CUModo DRAGons. In captivity i think they often give them live chickens like they do for pythons.

    So their farts probably smell awful
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  3. #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby people that probably want to comment on the sites while tekked out and are feeling pervy? I've never paid for porn and didn't think anyone did but theres a lot of pervy guys out that want to leave their comments like well hung

    i make my own porn and I've had wavves and wavves of men offer to pay me to let them see it because they think it would be hott.

    show me your porn

    upload it somewhere and drop the link here
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls show me your porn

    upload it somewhere and drop the link here

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  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    what the f

    i can’t masturbate to that
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  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're not trying hard enough
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra you're not trying hard enough

    pic of you babe
  8. #28
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you're not trying hard enough

    Show bobs
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra

    Ahhhh yeaaah!
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  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G4LM Show bobs

    show cock
  11. #31
    CandyRein Black Hole
    *pouring bleach into eyes*
  12. #32
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by G4LM Why does anyone want to see someone eating a vagina out? 9/10 you can't see anything but the guy/girl's face. Either that or they're doing some clearly unnatural liserd shit that obviously isn't in any way pleasurable for anyone involved.

    And WHY is incest porn so popular? How and when did this happen.

    Furthermore, who actually pays for porn subscriptions? Why the fuck?

    I mean, why does anyone want to see men eating another man's ass? Same concept. People still want to see it. Who wants to see first person perspective cowgirl position? It's just her mound on the dude's ground area kinda grinding into it. People still click to see. You don't actually get to see any of the good bits. For all you know, his dick is taped down.

    Incest porn is popular because it tickles that taboo. That thing that they're not supposed to do or want or desire. That forbidden fruit.

    Who pays for porn? Sad, sad, lonely men.

    Most all porn sites make their money from click to watch. Ad revenue. Or "premium upgrades". Sure, certain porn stars have their own websites where they have "premium" material" that you won't find on your typical free streaming porn site. Those free streaming porn sites run off ad revenues and click-to-pays.
  13. #33
    Have you seen the scenes where a bunch of dude line up to get their ass licked by the chick before they go family style on her? What's up with that?
  14. #34
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    "Oh no I got stuck under the bed/in the washing machine/in a tree!"
  15. #35
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by G4LM Maybe we just aren't horny enough? I don't know honestly.

    Are you horny enough to buy twitch gamer girl piss? Is this really a thing or an urban legend?
  16. #36
    That's been a thing as long as the internet has existed
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  17. #37
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace I mean, why does anyone want to see men eating another man's ass? Same concept. People still want to see it. Who wants to see first person perspective cowgirl position? It's just her mound on the dude's ground area kinda grinding into it. People still click to see. You don't actually get to see any of the good bits. For all you know, his dick is taped down.

    Incest porn is popular because it tickles that taboo. That thing that they're not supposed to do or want or desire. That forbidden fruit.

    Who pays for porn? Sad, sad, lonely men.

    Most all porn sites make their money from click to watch. Ad revenue. Or "premium upgrades". Sure, certain porn stars have their own websites where they have "premium" material" that you won't find on your typical free streaming porn site. Those free streaming porn sites run off ad revenues and click-to-pays.

    Yeah but all those videos are still shit? Why do people wanna see that? If I'm watching porn, I want to see the bits.

    I don't know if you watch much porn but incest porn is now mainstream and like 50% of what pops up first now. Everyone's got a step sister or step mother who wants to bang. It's insane. I get it's got that taboo element but incest porn was never this popular before. It's impossible to avoid.
  18. #38
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra

    Wow I wanna purchase this twink!
  19. #39
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by ORACLE Wow I wanna purchase this twink!

    He’s all yours. I’ll pay you to take him! Please!
  20. #40
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by High School Janitor Have you seen the scenes where a bunch of dude line up to get their ass licked by the chick before they go family style on her? What's up with that?
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