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Stupid shit in porn

  1. #1
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Why does anyone want to see someone eating a vagina out? 9/10 you can't see anything but the guy/girl's face. Either that or they're doing some clearly unnatural liserd shit that obviously isn't in any way pleasurable for anyone involved.

    And WHY is incest porn so popular? How and when did this happen.

    Furthermore, who actually pays for porn subscriptions? Why the fuck?
  2. #2
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    That's like asking why does G4LM feel the need to molest hydro's dogs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Sudo African Astronaut [my hereto riemannian peach]
    A better question is why do most of the male performers do gay porn and thusly fuck like they're being forced to have sex with a female solely for monetary compensation?
  4. #4
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    yeah i don’t get how they still make money from porn these days

    it’s everywhere for free
  5. #5
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls yeah i don’t get how they still make money from porn these days

    it’s everywhere for free

    A lot of people make money by staying private and self employed. Their own website, social media, private videos, etc.

    Otherwise i think most companies run mainly off ad money? Idk.
  6. #6
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G4LM A lot of people make money by staying private and self employed. Their own website, social media, private videos, etc.

    Otherwise i think most companies run mainly off ad money? Idk.

    private models (lady sonia) people like that fair enough

    back to your point then, who the fuck pays for porn?

    even if i was a gazillionaire i wouldnt subscribe to a porn site, so its not about the money
  7. #7
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls private models (lady sonia) people like that fair enough

    back to your point then, who the fuck pays for porn?

    even if i was a gazillionaire i wouldnt subscribe to a porn site, so its not about the money

    Maybe we just aren't horny enough? I don't know honestly.
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wheres spectral with his endless wisdom when you need him
  9. #9
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls wheres spectral with his endless wisdom when you need him

    I'm still laughing from when you said 'another one of his bullshit stories'

    The way I read it was like you were so tired and fed up with him, you were at the end of your rope. Just utterly done with him and his old man shit.

    Oh fucking lord, again? Not another one of his bullshit stor- OHAI GRAMPA

    Maybe it's the LSD though
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    basically yeh i was scratching my balls at the time too typing with one hand
  11. #11
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls basically yeh i was scratching my balls at the time too typing with one hand

    You know what? I figured as much.
  12. #12
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Fucking my wife over here in California I made a porn but she only found out when she tried to drag out the divorce she didn't drag for long take your curtains bitch
  13. #13
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Fucking my wife over here in California I made a porn but she only found out when she tried to drag out the divorce she didn't drag for long take your curtains bitch

    send your whore wife over here
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G4LM Why does anyone want to see someone eating a vagina out? 9/10 you can't see anything but the guy/girl's face. Either that or they're doing some clearly unnatural liserd shit that obviously isn't in any way pleasurable for anyone involved.

    And WHY is incest porn so popular? How and when did this happen.

    Furthermore, who actually pays for porn subscriptions? Why the fuck?

    idk.. maybe guys that are vagetarians? you dumbass, if you don't like it don't watch it idiot who sucks off dogs
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls private models (lady sonia) people like that fair enough

    back to your point then, who the fuck pays for porn?

    even if i was a gazillionaire i wouldnt subscribe to a porn site, so its not about the money

    people that probably want to comment on the sites while tekked out and are feeling pervy? I've never paid for porn and didn't think anyone did but theres a lot of pervy guys out that want to leave their comments like well hung

    i make my own porn and I've had wavves and wavves of men offer to pay me to let them see it because they think it would be hott.
  16. #16
    lol i hate when i see liserd shit in porn
  17. #17
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol i hate when i see liserd shit in porn

    I bet an actual forked tongue would feel amazing tho.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by G4LM I bet an actual forked tongue would feel amazing tho.

    im getting hard just looking at it
  19. #19
    G4LM African Astronaut
    And that girl is all natural too. No bolted on tits or botox. Good find.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by G4LM And that girl is all natural too. No bolted on tits or botox. Good find.

    also she can never leave you because you can put it in a cage or just run and catch it

    also feeds on bugs and won't complain to you when you don't eat because you're withdrawing off like 3 drugs or alternately high on like 5 different drugs
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