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AYYY what do u guys think of aliens? LMAO
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2017-01-17 at 9:49 PM UTCIn general that is true. But I would say a flying saucer is more reasonable than a monster made of spaghetti that flys about. My reasoning is that we as humans have sent crafts to other parts of space and planets in our system so it is sensible to think (of course at this point we are running off assumption) if there is other intelligent life that has reached our technological point or beyond that they would do the same.
Perhaps that assumption is too much for you to agree with but it is how I reason a flying saucer as more sensible than the FSM. -
2017-01-17 at 9:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly In general that is true. But I would say a flying saucer is more reasonable than a monster made of spaghetti that flys about. My reasoning is that we as humans have sent crafts to other parts of space and planets in our system so it is sensible to think (of course at this point we are running off assumption) if there is other intelligent life that has reached our technological point or beyond that they would do the same.
Perhaps that assumption is too much for you to agree with but it is how I reason a flying saucer as more sensible than the FSM.
Sure in the grand scheme of things a flying saucer is more likely. But if there is near 0 chance that spaghetti monsters don't exist and flying saucers are more likely to exist, then the chance is still near 0. -
2017-01-17 at 10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well then you should be open to the world being flat and the moon being hallow
Honestly I dont have a solid position on the moon being hollow. I highly doubt that it is hollow but I would be interested in confirming that myself using some simple radio telescope setup. Should be easy enough to devise a test to see what the reverberations I get back are and if they are congruent with a solid or hollow mass.
Flat Earth theory is pretty dumb though imo. If the earth was flat you should be able to stand on the coast and see the coast of the next continent over. Also once you understand how maps work it just becomes silly. Seriously dude, if you are open to the world being flat you should be open to studying an orthographic or steriographic maps just to get an understanding of why such distortion takes place when a sphere is projected onto a surface.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-17 at 10:49 PM UTCi saw a literal trenchcoat and fedora wearing guy at college today and ayy lmao'ed the fuck out.
god is real btw and the future is hyper-religious, atheism is the fastest shrinking religion for a reason: it doesn't work. people need religion just the same as they need nutrition. atheists are just counting themselves out of the psychic gene pool by not participating in the evolution of religion to more and more powerful forms. -
2017-01-18 at 12:46 AM UTCWhat if God is an alien and the bible is a lie... THE PYRAMIDS!!!
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2017-01-18 at 12:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What if God is an alien and the bible is a lie… THE PYRAMIDS!!!
aliens basically are god, in a functional, governmental sense. they exercise extremely strict control over us. there's even certain thoughts that if you try to think you aren't allowed to think.
your thoughts are basically choice after choice after choice, you have choice A, and choice B. but you can choose to C (see) the gift that you have of the choice. if you choose to simply be grateful for the choice but wait for instruction, your brain keeps going along a series of thoughts to a inevitable conclusion. there are a serious of images you will see. the last image is a ring of 9 candles around a ring of 7 revolving angels, in front of a wall of smoke. you're not allowed to think past that point, or at least, i'm not. you are rewarded for doing what you're instructed to do by the signal, and punished for disobeying. this is remarkable in that you have the freedom to disobey to a certain extent.
as a side note, there's a 'command console' you can look at but probably don't have permission to touch if you look the right direction, and you can see scrolling bids, announcer messages, scores, and values between the beings whose entertainment or business or something is making bets on our behavior and successive choices, when you do very well, the announcer says really nuts unreal tournament style things, or the opposite, it's a big arena. when you do badly, you should pay attention at how closely your emotions are related to your shits. that's because when you buck against the psychic implanted control mechanism, they deliver millions of joules of electricity with spinning drills right up your ass. like, you're probably going to question what i'm saying, and on the announcer screen, it'll be something likeFFAAaaggetzz: unbelievably crude. {2399988 MgJv} stock series option 2 - electric boogaloo
every single thing you think and do is recorded on off-planet hardware, and administrative agents will direct the course of your life for whatever purposes.
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2017-01-18 at 12:58 AM UTCnot kidding, aliens have memes beyond our wildest dreams, whatever forms of entities they are, they have wild names, like FFAAaaggetzz and WH1T33_missis and XY99 and Snow~~~Kones.
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2017-01-18 at 3:05 AM UTCSo does the flying spaghetti monster ever land, or does it always.. fly? Is the spaghetti just noodles and sauce? Are there meatballs? Are the noodles cooked? How does the sauce stay on him?
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2017-01-18 at 3:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah.. cause theres a million billion planets out there potentially
Sure there are a lot of planets but anything times zero is zero, and for any number of planets there's some sufficiently small positive chance of life emerging on a given one that the chance of life on any of them is near zero. -
2017-01-18 at 3:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Sure there are a lot of planets but anything times zero is zero, and for any number of planets there's some sufficiently small positive chance of life emerging on a given one that the chance of life on any of them is near zero.
near 0 =/= 0 tho -
2017-01-18 at 3:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Sure there are a lot of planets but anything times zero is zero, and for any number of planets there's some sufficiently small positive chance of life emerging on a given one that the chance of life on any of them is near zero.
Why though?
Why is there a sufficiently small positive chance of life on a given planet? All it takes a planet as far away from its sun as we are to ours, and similar conditions. That seems pretty likely to exist don't you think? -
2017-01-18 at 3:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Sure there are a lot of planets but anything times zero is zero, and for any number of planets there's some sufficiently small positive chance of life emerging on a given one that the chance of life on any of them is near zero.
life is extremely common.
there's literally living creatures inside of the sun, sentient structures made of electromagnetic harmonies. the universe is teeming with life. -
2017-01-18 at 3:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Why though?
Why is there a sufficiently small positive chance of life on a given planet? All it takes a planet as far away from its sun as we are to ours, and similar conditions. That seems pretty likely to exist don't you think?
Life isn't guaranteed to arise on an earth like planet though. It's occurred once in the 4.5 billion years our planet has existed, and since our sample size is one we don't have a very good idea what the average chances of life arising under the appropriate conditions is per time unit. Like maybe with earth like conditions life will arise once every hundred years, meaning our planet is atypical and other similar planets probably have life. Or just as likely life only has a tiny chance of coming about under earth-like conditions every 4 billion years, we just lucked out and other earth-like planets are very unlikely to have life. But in tandem with existential risks and the possibility of reaching an evolutionary equilibrium short of intelligence (like maybe on some planet there's exactly one species that's found a local optimum for survival and every one-generation mutation is harmful so evolution is functionally stopped) I don't know, my general HIGHLY INFORMED impression is it's not unthinkable earth is the only planet that's ever seen intelligent life. -
2017-01-18 at 3:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by snab_snib life is extremely common.
there's literally living creatures inside of the sun, sentient structures made of electromagnetic harmonies. the universe is teeming with life.
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2017-01-18 at 4:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny I don't know, my general HIGHLY INFORMED impression is it's not unthinkable earth is the only planet that's ever seen intelligent life.
Just capitalizing HIGHLY INFORMED wont make anyone believe you. It is thinkable that earth is the only planet with intelligent life. Though looking at the veracity of life itself and its tendancy to overcome even massive environmental changes it is not unthinkable that in the span of 4.5 billion years many more planets have begun the journey of harboring life. The oldest fossils, google tells me, are around 3.5 billion years old with evidence of fossils being as old as 4 billion years. That means that it possibly took 500 million years of earth to form from dust clouds and space gas to a point where it could actually harbor life. It took the earth one fifth of the time to get to the point where it can harbor life and has spent 4 fifths of that time living it up.
I understand these are somewhat inflated numbers but the point is that even at 3.5 billion years earth had life on it for longer than it hasnt. -
2017-01-18 at 6:09 AM UTCI was being sarcastic, I don't have numbers because as mentioned, we have one sample and I don't even know where to start on putting bounds on guesses. I'm not really arguing intelligent extraterrestrial life is impossible or even improbable, it's just not an inevitability based on the scale of our universe.
Also I don't think veracity was the word you were looking for there -
2017-01-18 at 7:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Also I don't think veracity was the word you were looking for there
I was being consecious. -
2017-01-21 at 7:19 AM UTCI'm waiting for the mothership famalam, abduct me harder daddy
But seriously I think aliens are cool as shit, fully believe life is out there, and would smoke pot with one if I could. Aliens are in my top 10 interests, bruv -
2017-01-21 at 12:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by DocFoster and would smoke pot with one if I could.
I've done this.
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2017-01-21 at 12:28 PM UTC"WHY NO THEY'RE MARTIAN CIGARETTES"
"HERE, TRY ONE"
