Originally posted by mmQ
I'm already pondering ideas for what I will be next year, THE BIG HALLOWEEN. oh yeah . 2020. Saturday night. Leap year. Full moon.
I might just be a big fluffy happy cloud, real soft and plush and inviting so people come up to me and say awww that's cute can I pet you? And I saw sure!! Mr CLOUD LOVES BEING PETTED.
But.
But of course I am not in fact a nice friendly good cloud, no as soon as they touch me my cloud will turn grayish BLACK and start weeping and gnashing its teeth. Blood will start seeping out of it, pooling up on the floor beneath me.
I'll have to figure out a way for the cloud to suck their hand into it when they first touch it, trapping it and locking it inside. Maybe I'll have a tube or box of fire ants or wasps that their hand is forced into..
Lots of potential ideas, plenty of time to brainstorm.
Originally posted by mmQ
And I believe the retarded holidays are Christmas and Easter, respectively.
All religious holidays are retreaded .... They are either made up or stolen from shit other religions made up. At least Halloween doesn't try to be something real. Unless you're some kooky white light neo pagan who makes dinner and thinks dead relatives are going to show up. Just wearing your scary costume to make the bad spirits think you one of them in case they happen to cross the veil or something.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
All religious holidays are retreaded …. They are either made up or stolen from shit other religions made up. At least Halloween doesn't try to be something real. Unless you're some kooky white light neo pagan who makes dinner and thinks dead relatives are going to show up. Just wearing your scary costume to make the bad spirits think you one of them in case they happen to cross the veil or something.
Pretty much this. can't believe most of the retards here didn't get this was an obvious troll thread. I'm into horror shit but the lamest people dress up like people from the office and talk about company policy and parties dressed like a sexy kitty kat.. its like who cares if you're a sexy kitty cat and party with a bunch of sand niggers? can you fuck a job?
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like take this for example.. sooo original a couple of queers dressed up as mario brothers.. fat bitch dressed up as a 90's girl.. (no one wore rug rats t-shirts in the 90's) 27 year old girl dresses up as a scooby doo character but doesn't even look like the character just a fat whale with makeup.. and the biggest idiot dresses up as hermonai from harry poker.. so original!!
speedy is right its kind of dumb, people were asking me at work what I was going to be and I said I don't do that and literally went to work and called in and said I'm not coming and they were so pissed off the next day they say you really have some nerve to show your face up to work and i was like whatever just because I wanted to go do something else other than your stupid company party you vapid whores.
its ohh shit! doug actually likes doing drugs with people he knows and not with the idiots he's sick of on a daily basis?! he likes to have fun by himself and with loved ones?! he's not a team player!
I’m prescribing you a laxative, if you think I’m gonna be humble to someone whom I say nothing to.. who has my pics without consent and is now randomly talking chit to me like I’m his bish or something ... Take your lax and let that chit go
Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m prescribing you a laxative, if you think I’m gonna be humble to someone whom I say nothing to.. who has my pics without consent and is now randomly talking chit to me like I’m his bish or something … Take your lax and let that chit go
Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m prescribing you a laxative, if you think I’m gonna be humble to someone whom I say nothing to.. who has my pics without consent and is now randomly talking chit to me like I’m his bish or something … Take your lax and let that chit go
Lmao@ anti uppity 😋
i got that from misguid3d russians anti malaria drug.
just too lazy to shop it into anti-uppity drug and paste images of black people onto it.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m prescribing you a laxative, if you think I’m gonna be humble to someone whom I say nothing to.. who has my pics without consent and is now randomly talking chit to me like I’m his bish or something … Take your lax and let that chit go
Lmao@ anti uppity 😋
you cant prescribe anything except your shit pussy , y frkn retat
Originally posted by CandyRein
You just spread your disease to unsuspecting slam pigs and try to give it to chicks that look like deer but we’re too smart to fall for it
#BambiDontWantYoHerp
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you butt hurt obviosly, fkn retatad, quit stalking me, chicken
Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m prescribing you a laxative, if you think I’m gonna be humble to someone whom I say nothing to.. who has my pics without consent and is now randomly talking chit to me like I’m his bish or something … Take your lax and let that chit go
Lmao@ anti uppity 😋
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
you look like a fkrn deer
Aw c'mon broseph, she's pretty easy on the eyes and is actually one of the more sane posters here. Not sane mind you but more sane. In another 20 years, if she takes care of herself, she would be the type that be on my radar.
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