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1. 2019-11-07 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time I was doing a scientific experiment and I accidentally ignited pure sulfur directly below my face and inhaled a lung full of it even before it was fully ignited. It locked both my lungs in a strong grip, so no air could go either in or out, and I quickly walked toward the exit to get better air, but even outside I couldn't breath at all, so I dropped down into a kneel. I was sure that was it, but then suddenly my lungs unlocked and the air whooshed in, and it took at least 8 or 9 minutes before I could even move again.

   
   Have you ever taken a nice big hit of burning tin foil?
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2. 2019-11-07 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   "Death from accidental lab experimentation" said his tombstone.
3. 2019-11-07 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz What was the experiment for?
   
   I've boiled sulfuric acid in a bbq pit and had runaway nitrations, splashed a tiny bit of nitroglycerin/nitrating mix on myself but never been seriously injured.

   
   Can't remember, but my Bunsen burner flame managed to touch the cup of sulfur suspended above and whoosh, the whole thing went straight up into my face. Should have been wearing a mask, but I was just a kid, learning.
4. 2019-11-07 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever taken a nice big hit of burning tin foil?

   
   Absolutely. Back in the '80's, we used to wrap tiny balls of weed into tiny squares of tin foil and punch holes in it with a needle and heat up two butterknives on the stove until they're cherry red hot and then squeeze the tin foil packets between the knives while inhaling with a 1L Coke bottle with the bottom cut off. We inhaled lots and lots of good tin foil vapors with our weed knives.
5. 2019-11-07 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Absolutely. Back in the '80's, we used to wrap tiny balls of weed into tiny squares of tin foil and punch holes in it with a needle and heat up two butterknives on the stove until they're cherry red hot and then squeeze the tin foil packets between the knives while inhaling with a 1L Coke bottle with the bottom cut off. We inhaled lots and lots of good tin foil vapors with our weed knives.

   
   You were the sploo of the 80s and now you are the you of now. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
6. 2019-11-07 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by RisiR † You were the sploo of the 80s and now you are the you of now. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

   
   That didn't frighten me.
7. 2019-11-07 at 8:53 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Freshly released from the bowels of the CIA laboratory.

   
   Hopefully.