If you kick a woman out of your pad while naked

1. 2019-11-07 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #41
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR † The secret is to always put a strap-on dildo up your asshole before the cops arrive. Not just a normal dildo, must be a strap-on with the harness dangling from it.
   
   Then you can claim the SHE fucked YOU and no cop with any kind of dignity will investigate further because that's kinda gay.
   
   Just make sure you are naked or atleast have the dildo visible. The first time I tried my plan I was so nervous and pulled my pants up. Totally forgot about it when I was talking to the cops and spend 3 days in jail with a cock up my ass.

   
   I use fake gay dildos when I pull sexy crimes, its worked for me every time.
2. 2019-11-07 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #42
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Bill Krozby, listen to what she says 4:30 to 5 minutes in. This is the only reason i gprucked her. This is the type of females ive always attracted in my life.
3. 2019-11-07 at 7:08 PM UTC

   #43
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   At 9:15 she says something interesting also about some guy in a hoetel who told her „western women wre terrible creatures of thr night. And they must be destroyed.”
   
   Was this guy right or wrong do you guys think?
4. 2019-11-07 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #44
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Wariat Bill Krozby, listen to what she says 4:30 to 5 minutes in. This is the only reason i gprucked her. This is the type of females ive always attracted in my life.

   
   I don't know what "gpruncked" means.. what are you doerererering?! eegad man, pull yourself together.
   
   *slaps op* "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GENTLEMAN!"
   
   
5. 2019-11-07 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   OH DADDY GERPUNK ME HARDER