The secret is to always put a strap-on dildo up your asshole before the cops arrive. Not just a normal dildo, must be a strap-on with the harness dangling from it.
Then you can claim the SHE fucked YOU and no cop with any kind of dignity will investigate further because that's kinda gay.
Just make sure you are naked or atleast have the dildo visible. The first time I tried my plan I was so nervous and pulled my pants up. Totally forgot about it when I was talking to the cops and spend 3 days in jail with a cock up my ass.
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It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
How else woule you deal with someone as annoying as this trying to pressure you to fuck her?
even british men can't cook to well. I worked for british swapper chef and he just did gay shit like scones with peas pressed in it and waffeles... its like oh alright.. I'm supposed to drink an ipa and a shot of techiqla with this? Makes no sense all.
