2 Mexicans "Frank Morris Style"

1. 2019-11-06 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   Greenspam African Astronaut
   2 Guys cut a hole in a Monterey Jail Cell (Monterey California not Mexico) and flee successfully into Mexico without getting caught while US Marshal and FBI search California's every nook and cranny for them.
   
   These 2 fucking morons decide to head back and walk into California from TJ
   
   source
   
   https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/escaped-monterey-county-inmates-arrested-by-border-patrol/
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2. 2019-11-06 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   Greenspam African Astronaut
   Fuck you.
   
   Bump
   
   It's an ongoing investigation and as a random observation or guess I could surmise but in no way accuse that someone like Luigi went on a special road trip to get them crossed over into Mexico. because how the fuck could these 2 fucks Hitchhike all the way into Mexico after they stayed at a Motel 6 in Monterey if the time from their escape to the time they Duuu Whuutt back into California at the Mexico Border crossing in TJ. HOW HOW HOW
3. 2019-11-06 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   Greenspam African Astronaut
   Are you kidding me?
   
   This is a fascinating Breaking News Current Event.
   
   How dare you allow it to slide to page 2 by those stupid shitposts flooding page 1.
   
   
   Lanny you need to take the trash out and visit the Mongolvoid with it
4. 2019-11-07 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   Yawn
5. 2019-11-07 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yawn

   
   They escapes at Midnight and checked into a Motel on Day 1. somehow they managed to "Hitchhike" 600+ fucking miles into Mexico in a day's time.
   
   Also, Where in the fuck did they get money to check into a Motel 6?
   
   or better yet, did they use the "Oh yeah, Lost my wallet.. but I have x dollars to rent a room anyways" bit. Because you know what? Everyone who comes back from a nightclub and fucks a woman so Wify doesn't find out knows it's 200 dollars for cleaning deposit in case they throw a party and trash the place.
   
   No ID and no Credit Card you better have 200 bucks. Where did they get 200 bucks?
6. 2019-11-07 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yawn

   
   WHERE DID THEY GET 200 BUCKS, PAL?
7. 2019-11-07 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Bro, you do realize youre talking to yourself right?
8. 2019-11-07 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat Bro, you do realize youre talking to yourself right?

   
   
   No but you are
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yawn