How to deal with police

1. 2019-11-06 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
2. 2019-11-06 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
   yes sir or yes mam, no sir or no mam, and before doing anything repeat the question they just asked with adding i just wanted it to be clear so i am doing as you ask. and then typically complying will get you back onto your merry way..
3. 2019-11-06 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I don't remember.
   I can't recall.
   Fuck off, cop.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
4. 2019-11-06 at 4:52 PM UTC

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   iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
   those can't be my finger prints, i had them removed a week ago, occifer!!
5. 2019-11-07 at 4 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I usually test the humor level of the officer first,, if I can get him to crack a smile I know I'm good and can be myself,, if he is uptight and dickish I switch to yes sir and keep it simple,, if he is an asshole and tries to push me around I tell the cock sucker about my rights and stick to my guns and give no consent to search without a warrant
6. 2019-11-07 at 4:10 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   from the grassy knoll
7. 2019-11-07 at 6:32 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   i hope u die
8. 2019-11-07 at 7:42 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Stay cool, provide documents.
9. 2019-11-07 at 7:59 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   yell I NEED A LQYER AM I BEING DETAINED
10. 2019-11-07 at 12:19 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    SIIR I MAM NOT DROVINGH A CAR I AM A FREE CIZITEN I AM TREVAILING U FUCKIN ROAD PIRATER
11. 2019-11-07 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    If it's a female cop ask if they squirt
12. 2019-11-07 at 2:06 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by CASPER SIIR I MAM NOT DROVINGH A CAR I AM A FREE CIZITEN I AM TREVAILING U FUCKIN ROAD PIRATER

    
    Fuck roads. If not for roads we wouldn't even be in this mess.
    
    The only appropriate response to being stopped on a public highway is to immediately begin to tear up said public highway.
    
    Roads are the ultimate enemy of freedom.
13. 2019-11-07 at 3:16 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In ancient times, people would traverse thousands of miles on foot to get where they were going. A single trip would take a year or two.
14. 2019-11-07 at 3:19 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL In ancient times, people would traverse thousands of miles on foot to get where they were going. A single trip would take a year or two.

    
    Yeah, well that should still be the case, obviously. That was before people got fat and lazy.
15. 2019-11-07 at 3:22 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Back then, long-distance travel by foot was actually required by law. All citizens were required to report in person for census. Many had to travel hundreds, or even thousands of miles, to appear for census counts.
16. 2019-11-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

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    fucking_weirdo Houston
    how to deal with police:
    
    don't
17. 2019-11-07 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've found that burning the cop/s alive works wonders. Put their bones in a bag, take the cop car and drive to the woods, bury the bones in a shallow grave on the outskirts (so that they can eventually be found and you can laugh when they report it on the news) and then drive the cop car deeper into the woods and also burn IT alive.
18. 2019-11-07 at 4:33 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ive had pretty good experiences with cops, even when I was being arrested. Generally when they saw the size of me, they just thanked me for not fighting with them.
    
    I can count my negative experiences on one hand, the first of which was a black cop who held his pistol to my 17 year old skull and told me if I moved, I was going to get "fucking shot" and "Your whole lifes about to change, boy". Figure he mustve gone to the same academy as this guy:
    
    
19. 2019-11-07 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What was the scenario leading up to the black cop story?
20. 2019-11-07 at 4:38 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ I've found that burning the cop/s alive works wonders. Put their bones in a bag, take the cop car and drive to the woods, bury the bones in a shallow grave on the outskirts (so that they can eventually be found and you can laugh when they report it on the news) and then drive the cop car deeper into the woods and also burn IT alive.

    
    Or you could not be wasteful and go ahead and cut them into pork chops, which could be stored in the freezer.