yes sir or yes mam, no sir or no mam, and before doing anything repeat the question they just asked with adding i just wanted it to be clear so i am doing as you ask. and then typically complying will get you back onto your merry way..
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I usually test the humor level of the officer first,, if I can get him to crack a smile I know I'm good and can be myself,, if he is uptight and dickish I switch to yes sir and keep it simple,, if he is an asshole and tries to push me around I tell the cock sucker about my rights and stick to my guns and give no consent to search without a warrant
Originally posted by -SpectraL
In ancient times, people would traverse thousands of miles on foot to get where they were going. A single trip would take a year or two.
Yeah, well that should still be the case, obviously. That was before people got fat and lazy.
Back then, long-distance travel by foot was actually required by law. All citizens were required to report in person for census. Many had to travel hundreds, or even thousands of miles, to appear for census counts.
I've found that burning the cop/s alive works wonders. Put their bones in a bag, take the cop car and drive to the woods, bury the bones in a shallow grave on the outskirts (so that they can eventually be found and you can laugh when they report it on the news) and then drive the cop car deeper into the woods and also burn IT alive.
Ive had pretty good experiences with cops, even when I was being arrested. Generally when they saw the size of me, they just thanked me for not fighting with them.
I can count my negative experiences on one hand, the first of which was a black cop who held his pistol to my 17 year old skull and told me if I moved, I was going to get "fucking shot" and "Your whole lifes about to change, boy". Figure he mustve gone to the same academy as this guy:
Originally posted by mmQ
I've found that burning the cop/s alive works wonders. Put their bones in a bag, take the cop car and drive to the woods, bury the bones in a shallow grave on the outskirts (so that they can eventually be found and you can laugh when they report it on the news) and then drive the cop car deeper into the woods and also burn IT alive.
Or you could not be wasteful and go ahead and cut them into pork chops, which could be stored in the freezer.