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What is the best soup?

  1. #21
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Kidney beans???? Gtfo

    Lol I hate beans; all of them. I'm having de ja vu again I recall saying this before. I only like hot green beans in a casserole. All other beans are shit. My uncle Kevin who is a FARMER OF THE LAND and who all of my family descends from, love a beans , and yea I get it. My boss likes beans. Your mom likes them. Everyone likes beans . They're good for you apparently but they taste like puppies. Yuck!

    Can someone just invent something that I can get addicted to that tastes awesome and that is healthy for me; something that I would like ? For the love of GOD?!?!?!?!?!

    Sounds like a you problem. Have you heard of post ingestive feedback?

    No?

    Well fuck you. All I'm going to say is that its possible to retrain your taste buds.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Sounds like a you problem. Have you heard of post ingestive feedback?

    No?

    Well fuck you. All I'm going to say is that its possible to retrain your taste buds.

    I havent heard of that. I'm intrigued. How does it work? Can I train myself to like sucking dick? Is it similar ?
  3. #23
    frala Avant garde shartist
    SPLIT PEA IN MY CLAM CHOWDA

    Put it on the list goddamnit
  4. #24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by frala SPLIT PEA IN MY CLAM CHOWDA

    Put it on the list goddamnit

    FUCK YOU
  5. #25
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala SPLIT PEA IN MY CLAM CHOWDA

    Put it on the list goddamnit

    Are you officially switching your vote? You only get one nigger.

    And one vote.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    GARBAGE BEAN SOUP.

    GARBAGENZO. GARBAGE GARBAGE.

    Tim hey you got any of that garbage soup left, yeah the one with the beans in it, got any of it left ?"

    "Oh you do?? What's that you say ? Not a single person ate any of that shit soup you brought to to the underground Christian potluck?? Not even one old lady ate a bite ? Peculiar ! That's so peculiar!!!"
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  7. #27
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Ok sorry let me clam down.

    Honestly I’d choose gumbo but I think technically it’s a stew :(
  8. #28
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I havent heard of that. I'm intrigued. How does it work? Can I train myself to like sucking dick? Is it similar ?

    Basically our body is able to naturally regulate our foodie desires based on our nutritional needs. Animals of all sorts do it. They tested it on toddlers and let them eat whatever, as long as it was healthy, and they did weird shit like eat bananas and milk for days, or eat tons and tons of fruit, but somehow they all ended up perfectly nutritionally balanced just by eating what they craved.

    Modern foods twist the tastebuds and fool them into believing there is nutrition where there is none. So we keep craving it. Maybe you want cheese. So you eat some cheddar potato chips. But it doesn't have real cheese. You aren't getting your vitamin D or calcium. You're fooling your body with tasty but non nutritious foods.

    Start eating stuff thats nutritionally satisfying instead of just satisfying the taste buds, and you'll start to actually like the healthy stuff in the same way others like shit junk food. I did this about a year ago and it was tough, but now I mostly crave healthy things. I still eat junk, but I keep it to a minimum. Not a lot of carbs and 20g added sugars max per day. It works out alright. Until I drink. Then it all goes down the drain and my stomach can't handle it the morning after. Fast food fucks me up hard now. Its akin to how a vegetarian gets stomach pains when they go back to meat.

    I'd have typed that better but im not pulling out the computer so there
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  9. #29
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ GARBAGE BEAN SOUP.

    GARBAGENZO. GARBAGE GARBAGE.

    Tim hey you got any of that garbage soup left, yeah the one with the beans in it, got any of it left ?"

    "Oh you do?? What's that you say ? Not a single person ate any of that shit soup you brought to to the underground Christian potluck?? Not even one old lady ate a bite ? Peculiar ! That's so peculiar!!!"

    Mq raving outside of the local baptist church potluck at 8am sharp, still drunk from the night before
  10. #30
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sirloin burger w vegetables
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I get it. I GET THE BIT. I just dont like it. But that's how it works. Kinda.

    I dont know even when I was kn prozac and lost 30 lbs all I switched palate wise was I ate egg whites instead of yellows. I was heathy. Actually I have no idea what I was eating normally then . It was 2013 end zoklet era.

    I'm just WAXING POETIC (not that I know what that means )

    Energy and happy minus meth. Mania. Miss it. Its why I like gadzooks qhen he is manic. Fuck everyone. Tee heheheheheheheh.

    Anyway Undertow might be my new favorite Tool album. Then 10,000 days. Then Aenima. Then Salival. Then Lateralus.
  12. #32
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol yeah oopsy that wasnt about soup at all was it?

    /sheepish grin goes here
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Still has lambs at the beginning. Lamb lamb lamb.

    Lamb soup.

  15. #35
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol what a psycho :)
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol what a psycho :)

    #yolo
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    CLAAAAAM CHOOOOOOOWDAH
  18. #38
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra CLAAAAAM CHOOOOOOOWDAH

    In the lead
  19. #39
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've actually never even had clam chowder, I just can't hear it mentioned without giggling thanks to xxombie being filthy
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It just reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger
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