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would anybody here be willing to let me live with them?

  1. #21
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Oh God. OP is like Malice but without the endearing insecurity, introspection, intelligence, etc. Just weapons grade austism all day every day.

    I am the most intelligent person here
    and as for being "autistic" I don't see where you're getting that from
  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CASPER Oh God. OP is like Malice but without the endearing insecurity, introspection, intelligence, etc. Just weapons grade austism all day every day.

    I like him better
    Can we keep him please
  3. #23
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    stupid noob is from indiana and he too hates j3ws and niggers. Maybe he can help you out.
  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ima need $1000 on the 1st or 3rd of the month every month and ur gonna have to work for me like a good nigga every day for at least 8 hrs, 12 hrs when we get busy, doing this will get you a fine education in living for free or at least only paying 10% for anything you want in life. you will receive this afore mentioned education, up to 2 ounces of weed a month, food, a roof over ur head and a bed,, oh yea we also have hot water
  5. #25
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    1,000 a month to live on Pole's plantation lol
  6. #26
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by POLECAT ima need $1000 on the 1st or 3rd of the month every month and ur gonna have to work for me like a good nigga every day for at least 8 hrs, 12 hrs when we get busy, doing this will get you a fine education in living for free or at least only paying 10% for anything you want in life. you will receive this afore mentioned education, up to 2 ounces of weed a month, food, a roof over ur head and a bed,, oh yea we also have hot water

    OP is too poor to pay rent, and too important to work. He wants to be a woman, but I don't think he'll have sex with men, presumably he thinks he's a lesbian. He also has no skills, but someday will be the worlds greatest cartoon drawer, rockstar, pianist, programmer and writer.
  7. #27
    I'm reading a lit class book where they give child soldiers wheede in order to make them docile and obedient.

    POLECAT is starting up a child warfare rebellion
  8. #28
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I remember from my dream we tried to put OP out in the old house, but he moved into my computer room in this one as it was warmer.

    I was worried he was going to start letting the cats inside, which I would not allow due to how filthy cats are, but instead he started spending a lot of time with my favourite pomeranian and basically took him from me, so the dog would do what he said instead of what I said.
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  9. #29
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I was worried he was going to start letting the cats inside, which I would not allow due to how filthy cats are

    Cats aren't filthy, where did you get that idea.

    he started spending a lot of time with my favourite pomeranian and basically took him from me, so the dog would do what he said

    animals adore and love me, what can I say ^_^
  10. #30
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Cats aren't filthy, where did you get that idea.

    Cats are host to multiple different scary and weird parasites like toxoplasmosis gondii as you well know, and roam over a wide area, and so pick up all sorts of diseases including the feline flu and feline AIDS. They also carry tapeworms, fleas, a zillion over diseases and bugs. They're just a diseasy animal in general.

    And if you die in the presence of a cat they will literally eat your face for sustenance.

    Cats can be awesome, though most aren't. But either way, keep them away from me.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't remember the details, but I once had a nightmare that OP had moved in here and we couldn't get rid of him.

    Just toss his dakimakura out the window
  12. #32
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Cats are host to multiple different scary and weird parasites like toxoplasmosis gondii, as you well know, and roam wide, pick up all sorts of diseases, including the feline flu and feline AIDS, and also carry tapeworms, fleas, a zillion over diseases and bugs.

    In addition if you die in the presence of a cat they will literally eat your face.

    Cats can be awesome, though most aren't. But either way, keep them away from me.

    That's only because people are stupid and let their cats roam free outside.
    As long as you take care of you cat and keep them indoors they'll be fine.
  13. #33
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal That's only because people are stupid and let their cats roam free outside.
    As long as you take care of you cat and keep them indoors they'll be fine.

    Only reason we have cats here is pest control.

    Giving them free reign is kinda part of the job description.
  14. #34
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I want to be in a living situation like Pamperchu


    living with a bunch of cool people you can party with everyday
    playing multiplayer on the n64
    watching anime together
    going on interesting adventures

    ;_;

    Nobody in Indiana is interesting or cool like that

    Jr Rudgren is our sites official Pest

  15. #35
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 1,000 a month to live on Pole's plantation lol

    i'll forgo the 1000.00 a month for chipmonk,in place I'll except head or a hot hole for my seed, also Its the going rate ,, Ive had at least 10 people go through the program in my lifetime
    they all learned a lot about not being a fool with there money and time
  16. #36
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Greenspam Jr Rudgren is our sites official Pest


    True story, I used to talk to this kid on last.fm back in 2008 - 2009 who claimed to be todd rudgren's son
    He was a huge asshole
  17. #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Come over. I have weed
  18. #38
    Me too now

    Its too late it night

    Theyre edibels
  19. #39
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  20. #40
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like him better
    Can we keep him please

    Only if you walk him and pick up his poop. First time you shirk your responsibilities, hes going to the big ranch up north like your cat, hamsters and goldfish.
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