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The whole chimp implant/mark of the beast idea is so ironic

  1. #21
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Number13

    I saw something about that back in 2017 when I was really getting into conspiracies
    I hate sweden so fucking much, that place should be nuked.
  2. #22
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Yung Lean is the only good thing to ever come from Sweden
  3. #23
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Once they get total global control, everyone's thoughts across the entire planet will be monitored, analysed and recorded 24/7/365 days a year. The implants will be mandatory, punishable by death if you resist. All private travel will be outlawed. They will be able to track the movements of every human of the entire planet in real time from space.

    theres no opt out.

    everyones sperm will be tagged.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal If you work for or shop at a place like that you're enabling that system

    well i didn't know when I got hired there, thats why i quit and found another job
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal also lol you worked for a jew test running the beast system

    yeah I know that what I just said jagoff, I didn't know until after I got hired, didn't play into their game and left. the owner and his friend were the rudest people I've ever worked with, they made us wear pastel colors and even held my check for a week before sending it to me not from austin but from dallas thats why I don't like those guys, their poke bowls aren't even that good, for a small poke' bowl it would cost 20 dollars if you get 2 proteins, and the employee discount was only 25 percent off.. so yeah i basically never ate there unless I just stole food and booze the few days I worked there.
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The muggings of the future will include the cutting off of victims' hands and heads for profit.
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  7. #27
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I for one welcome our chip overlords.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Vitamin G I for one welcome our chip overlords.

    thats because you're a follower and not a leader. VIVA GORDITA!
  9. #29
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It's just a little chip under your skin, you can remove it if you want.

    In fact currently thinking about buying this, as it's wicked cool.

    https://dangerousthings.com/product/ultimate/
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Vitamin G I for one welcome our chip overlords.

    because you always have chips on your shoulder.
  11. #31
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's just a little chip under your skin, you can remove it if you want.

    In fact currently thinking about buying this, as it's wicked cool.

    https://dangerousthings.com/product/ultimate/

    What's the functional use of this? Looks cool.
  12. #32
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's just a little chip under your skin, you can remove it if you want.

    In fact currently thinking about buying this, as it's wicked cool.

    https://dangerousthings.com/product/ultimate/

    "It's just a little chip bro"
    "you can remove it whenever you want bro"
    "oh but btw you're required to have one if you want to buy or sale anything"
  13. #33
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal "It's just a little chip bro"
    "you can remove it whenever you want bro"
    "oh but btw you're required to have one if you want to buy or sale anything"

    Except, it is a little chip, you can remove it when you want, and nobody is forcing you to get an implant to buy anything.

    Don't want to be tracked? Don't own a phone, don't use the internet, and deal exclusively with cash.

    Complaining over some imaginary future implant that nobody is being forced to get is ludicrous. Why don't you complain about real world stuff instead of the delusions in your head?
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  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Cash will also be outlawed and banned. All currency will be electronic and all transactions tracked and recorded.
  15. #35
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Vitamin G What's the functional use of this? Looks cool.
    I just bought one with buttcoin. I'm going to clone my access card at work onto it so I can open doors with just my hand.

    And the NFC I might use to do something with my phone - not really sure yet.

    Hopefully have a review up for you whenever it comes and I get brave enough to cut my own hand open and inject it.

    Or maybe I'll ask at some piercing places and see if they'll do it for a reasonable price.
  16. #36
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I just bought one with buttcoin. I'm going to clone my access card at work onto it so I can open doors with just my hand.

    And the NFC I might use to do something with my phone - not really sure yet.

    Hopefully have a review up for you whenever it comes and I get brave enough to cut my own hand open and inject it.

    Or maybe I'll ask at some piercing places and see if they'll do it for a reasonable price.

    Lol that sounds awesome. Just don't let anyone see you seemingly performing wizardry. Might get in trouble for cloning your access card.

    Also get some antibiotics to take for when you do it.
  17. #37
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Have the chip implanted in the end of your cock and a code door in your wifes puss
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Number13 Have the chip implanted in the end of your cock and a code door in your wifes puss

  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra

    Looks more like an asshole / dark hole
  20. #40
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by aldra

    the ol cigar cutter
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