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I just exchanged an extended glance with the most beautiful girl in the world at the park

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Folks, time and space ceased to exist.

    I'm hoping that when the alcohol consumption finally kills me, I go to a place where I get to re-experience that moment forever.

    Heaven is a pretty girl smiling at you. I have seen the light. And I can only pray that I may see it again.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You come across as enchanted.
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You come across as drunk.

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick

    That too.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Omg the hooker who's pussy hole I fingered like 6 months ago just walked by.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This one:

    https://niggasin.space/thread/36968
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy absolute fuck though the cute girl referenced earlier is just sitting there under a tree by herself.

    Should I go talk to her?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There's a homeless chick feeling up on me right now and it's getting me kinda hard but she looks like the bird lady from Home Alone 2.
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    Well what are you waiting for? Go at it full chisel.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Gad,

    You is super horney!!
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This happened to me today too, must have been the same girl
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    this happens to me and then i ruin it by speaking sploo
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    "I don't usually do this but I saw you and just thought you were really pretty and I'd really like to give you this IQ test I made after I sniffed a bunch of lighter fluid"
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    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    The girl was creeped out by the weirdo staring at her
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    pay a hooker pls
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