2019-10-19 at 12:47 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Folks, time and space ceased to exist.
I'm hoping that when the alcohol consumption finally kills me, I go to a place where I get to re-experience that moment forever.
Heaven is a pretty girl smiling at you. I have seen the light. And I can only pray that I may see it again.
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2019-10-19 at 12:51 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You come across as enchanted.
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2019-10-19 at 12:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You come across as drunk.
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2019-10-19 at 12:54 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Omg the hooker who's pussy hole I fingered like 6 months ago just walked by.
2019-10-19 at 12:58 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy absolute fuck though the cute girl referenced earlier is just sitting there under a tree by herself.
Should I go talk to her?
2019-10-19 at 1:42 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
There's a homeless chick feeling up on me right now and it's getting me kinda hard but she looks like the bird lady from Home Alone 2.
2019-10-19 at 1:47 AM UTC
Well what are you waiting for? Go at it full chisel.
2019-10-19 at 1:53 AM UTC
Gad,
You is super horney!!
2019-10-19 at 3:31 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
This happened to me today too, must have been the same girl
2019-10-19 at 3:35 AM UTC
this happens to me and then i ruin it by speaking sploo
2019-10-19 at 3:40 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
"I don't usually do this but I saw you and just thought you were really pretty and I'd really like to give you this IQ test I made after I sniffed a bunch of lighter fluid"
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2019-10-19 at 4:23 AM UTC
The girl was creeped out by the weirdo staring at her