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  1. Ok technically it's Tesco pear cider not beer, I just say beer out of habit. 4 cans for £2, bargain



    It's nice n'all, I just dont want alcohol. Dont know why.

    I quite like Strongbow Dark Fruits but it's only 4%. 5% is my minimum, otherwise it's not alcohol and worth drinking.

    I've seen strawberry, lime, summer fruits, dark fruits, pear, regular apple, chemical apple, I dunno, loads, if there's a fruit of it there's a cider of it. It's 11 days til I can next buy weed.

    Altho WHEN I get this job next wednesday I'm guna borrow some money so I can get really high for a night or 2 before I start
  2. Man I've just found a picture of myself when I was at my lowest weight and I genuinely look like I've just stepped out of Auschwitz I was that skinny. You can count every rib, not an ounce of fat on me
  3. are u hot
  4. Was Anne Frank hot?
  5. Pre-oven, that is
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject Pre-oven, that is

    She was reasonably cute. For a kike.
  7. Got my kilo o' Crouton today, been rather pleased. Gave my friend a ride to go score some heroin today and instead of getting 6 capsules (5$ each) and a 5 spot for gas, i just took 2 caps and 25$ so i could get a pack of smokes, some weed, and some extra gas in the car. This behavior is very out of the ordinary for an all or nothing junkie like myself and i have very high hopes for myself now. gave my buddy a 10 gram sample afnd will be doing the same for all the other addicts in my circle for a couple reasons. One i think it could help them just as much as i hope it will help me, two, hopefully they will buy all the Crouton that they want from me lol. I mean i'd bbe wayyyyyy cheaper than a headshop and since i buy in bulk i wouldntt even be all that much more than the online shops.
  8. for real though im way more excited about the pizza thats on its way here right now
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    wtf reject y r u drinking cancer cider
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I spit hot fyre
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    When you're nauseous, but can't smoke weed for the anti-emetic properties because the smoke/vapor makes you too nauseas to hold in. Feels bad, man.

    Interestingly, my sense of taste and smell seem to be greatly amplified. Things smell and taste horrible. Could be an adaption for detecting things that could further aggravate you in a weakened state, possible only negative scents and tastes are amplified.

    Pear cider sounds great right now.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Random note, I while ago I recall coming across data that found, possibly via live high res imaging, a strong inverse correlation between social circles size/number of relationships and the pain experienced from social rejection.

    Just thought it was interesting due to having a social circle about as small a you can get and having realized how excruciatingly amplified negative emotions seem to naturally be in me.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm a football star. I'm popular. I'm the king of my class. I'm popular.
  14. Okay so I'm drunk and high going to Popeye's and this guy says to me on the street "hey man, got any tech?!" (Slang for meth)

    Funniest shit ever.

    I'm calling it tech/ tek from now on
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh yeah, finally decided I'm gonna get a bong/oil rig combo too, complete the set. I've seen some incredible deals people have gotten from aliexpress and dhgate. I do hate glass, and wonder whether there's a superior (plastic) alternative without the downsides (breaks easily, slippery when wet, heavy) that has not gained popularity due to chemophobia and ignorance.

    Greatly decreasing the risk of breakage may be as simple as adhering a silicone based compound to critical points on the outside surface. Really don't see why this wouldn't get the job done well.

    The amount people spend on good bongs is absurd, there is no way something with such an exceedingly simple mechanism is worth the premium.

    Oh, there's a subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/chinaglass/
  16. Damn I had to fucking hand over all kinds of cash and work them over for shrimp what a bunch of fucking nazis
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol aliexpress. What a wierd fucking website.
  18. I want some tech
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where's the tech?
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Malice Oh yeah, finally decided I'm gonna get a bong/oil rig combo too, complete the set. I've seen some incredible deals people have gotten from aliexpress and dhgate. I do hate glass, and wonder whether there's a superior (plastic) alternative without the downsides (breaks easily, slippery when wet, heavy) that has not gained popularity due to chemophobia and ignorance.

    Greatly decreasing the risk of breakage may be as simple as adhering a silicone based compound to critical points on the outside surface. Really don't see why this wouldn't get the job done well.

    The amount people spend on good bongs is absurd, there is no way something with such an exceedingly simple mechanism is worth the premium.

    Oh, there's a subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/chinaglass/

    BTW, these two clones seem to be the best. Only about $50 total and they can arrive surprisingly fast to the US. Both sellers are experienced and highly regarded, with a long history and very high level of customer satisfaction.:

    Very well reviewed item. The bong this is based on seems to be very highly acclaimed, and expensive. Quite aesthetically pleasing.
    http://www.dhgate.com/store/product/ccg-2016-new-arrival-glass-water-pipes-glass/376451832.html



    A far more basic design, but also one of the most highly regarded for smoking flowers. Supposed to hit really well.
    http://www.dhgate.com/product/mobius-stereo-matrix-2015-new-34cm-heights/245686309.html



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