i JUST ATE ALL OF THE OLiVES iN THE HOUSE

1. 2019-10-16 at 8:42 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   CONTEMPLATiNG EATiNG ALL OF THE GRAPES NEXT
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   • CandyRein
2. 2019-10-16 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   FiNiSHiNG DRiNKiNG A GALLON OF MiLK
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   • CandyRein
3. 2019-10-16 at 11:04 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Why are only the i's lower case?
4. 2019-10-16 at 11:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Why are only the i's lower case?

   
   The age old HB mystery, masking a low sense of self worth.
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   • gadzooks
5. 2019-10-16 at 11:38 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I love black olives. Hand ‘em over and no one gets hurt. I wanna put ‘em on my fingertips and eat ‘em all.
6. 2019-10-16 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   YOU CAN DRiNK THE SALTY WATER FROM THE GREEN OLiVES
7. 2019-10-16 at 11:46 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Why are only the i's lower case?

   
   BRiCK
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2019-10-16 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian YOU CAN DRiNK THE SALTY WATER FROM THE GREEN OLiVES

   
   Which ones are your favorite? Green or black?
9. 2019-10-16 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Which ones are your favorite? or black?

   
   Green
10. 2019-10-16 at 11:52 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Nooooo, ripe black olives are the bestest.
11. 2019-10-16 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Nooooo, ripe black olives are the bestest.

    
    Have you ever eaten pizza with olives on the Mediterranean? Pizza with only green olives, and LOTS of olive oil on top. Only fresh ingredients, too.
    
    And you sit, and you eat, and you wash it down with your beverage of choice as people with rifles and uniforms loiter around smoking cigs, and you think to yourself "damn it feels good to be a gangsta".
    
    
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    • Technologist
12. 2019-10-16 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian CONTEMPLATiNG EATiNG ALL OF THE GRAPES NEXT

    
    You truly are a man we can look up to!!
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    • CandyRein
13. 2019-10-16 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    SHIT THE BED
14. 2019-10-16 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls SHIT THE BED

    
    Im sorry to hear that you are having problems.
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    • CandyRein
15. 2019-10-16 at 3:02 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Grylls SHIT THE BED

    
    Again?
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    • CandyRein
16. 2019-10-16 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HOLY SHiT i JUST FOUND ANOTHER JAR OF GREEN OLiVES, BUT THESE ONES ARE NOT PiTTED, SO i CANNOT EAT THEM AS FAST
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    • Grylls
17. 2019-10-16 at 3:22 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Man up
    
    
    Swallow the pits!!
18. 2019-10-16 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    OH BIG MAN NOW
19. 2019-10-16 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ECAP Man up
    
    
    Swallow the pits!!

    
    Nah. As much as I love to inhale everything I eat as if it will disappear if I dont finish it in under a minute, spitting out the pits is reminiscent of eating sunflower seeds.
20. 2019-10-18 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hi,
    
    i just ate all of the pickles
    
    then i ate all of the kiwis
    
    AND NOW i WiLL EAT ALL OF THE BAMBA TOO