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i JUST ATE ALL OF THE OLiVES iN THE HOUSE

  1. #21
    cuck-a-cola?


    NAAAAWWWW BiTCH YOU MUST BE HiGH, ONLY STRAiGHT VODKA
  2. #22
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Hi,

    i just ate all of the pickles

    then i ate all of the kiwis

    AND NOW i WiLL EAT ALL OF THE BAMBA TOO

    We look to you for guidance in these matters


    please keep us posted!!
  3. #23
    Originally posted by ECAP We look to you for guidance in these matters


    please keep us posted!!

    It is imperative that you understand what bamba is if you want to kno de wae.

    Do you, my son, know what bamba is?

    I remember it as if it was yesterday. I was poor, and hungry, and living off of government assistance in a god forsaken shithole in the middle east. I was still licking my wounds from a drunkard president who sold my country to the west... My country in which for a thousand years my ancestors had been buried... FUCK YOU BORIS YELTSIN I FUCKING KILL YOU IF I SEE YOU. This is when I first came into contact with bamba. I was pleasantly surprised that they actually sell it in most grocery stores in the pacific northwest usa. Who would have thought, that american grocery stores sell products of Israel of all places? I did not like it at first, but it grew on me. Oddly enough, my wife, who comes from an entirely different corner of the earth (though her country was a loyal ally of mine), also did not like bamba at first; but eventually it grew on her.

    change of subject to some advice to you my western friend

    open up your eyes wider guy, those who yesterday were close friends today dont give a fuck about you,
    "friends" purely fake, with their cars taken out on credit,
    the eyes running side to side, looking around,
    why did you come to them? there is nothing in common,
    plus minus couple of years and there will be no contact, the noose is tightening
    a step back and youre a pussy, a step forward and youre dead
    while dressed in suits they will weigh out what kind of fruit you are
    an extra hit on the top of the coffin cover, they wont be afraid
    your colleagues from the office know how these games are played,
    theres no point in hanging around,
    its better for you to drink vodka, buy a gun, and feel yourself free
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