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1. 2017-01-13 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #7281
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon Just to clear things up though, most law enforcement are power hungry pieces of shit with below average intelligence. If you weren't a 17 year old with zero life experience you would know that.

   
   I'm still laughing at him embarrassing himself
2. 2017-01-13 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #7282
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon Just to clear things up though, most law enforcement are power hungry pieces of shit with below average intelligence. If you weren't a 17 year old with zero life experience you would know that.

   
   i'm not 17, im 18, and i have a significantly larger amount of life experience than the average person my age. I have relatives who were law enforcement officers, and i have relatives who were couch surfing jailbird pieces of trash.
   
   you might as well say all US military personnel are baby killing jarheads
   
   

   Originally posted by reject I'm still laughing at him embarrassing himself

   
   i accept that i embarrassed myself and i revoke my comments. however, i'll say that the average LEO does a good job of performing a civic duty and outside of crime-scarred areas where policemen arent jaded and dulled to the point of insensitivity, they do a very reasonable and fair job of policing.
3. 2017-01-13 at 10:15 PM UTC

   #7283
   Merlin Houston

   Originally posted by cerakote I have relatives who were law enforcement officers, and i have relatives who were couch surfing jailbird pieces of trash.

   
   Case and point. It attracts low lifes.
4. 2017-01-13 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #7284
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote i'm not 17, im 18, and i have a significantly larger amount of life experience than the average person my age.

   
   Says every 18 year old, ever
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5. 2017-01-13 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #7285
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by cerakote i'm not 17, im 18, and i have a significantly larger amount of life experience than the average person my age.

   
   Do you consider yourself to be above average? How can you know how much "life experience" an average person has had compared to yourself?
6. 2017-01-13 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #7286
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   teenage solipsist and doesnt even afraid of the void
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7. 2017-01-13 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #7287
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Merlin Case and point. It attracts low lifes.

   
   well, in my case, the LEO was my grandpa. he died in january. he had a very distinguished career as a K9 officer specializing in bomb and explosive detection. the lowlife thing was a product of my grandma's mental problems and the location of their upbringing. their house was in shitville and my grandma has several mental issues that, from my understanding, have been a lifelong issue. my mom was just kind of a wild child, my uncle was a troublemaker and both of them started getting involved with drugs at an early age. my aunt has always been a little off but from what i've seen she's the most "normal" (and she still is kind of fucked). my dad's side of the family is the orderly side but he and his siblings had some problems growing up with each other. as a parent my dad has done a commendable job of keeping me away from that kind of person. getting into drugs was my doing but i still maintain a job, responsiblities, and extracurricular activities
8. 2017-01-13 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #7288
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the holy ghost teenage solipsist and doesnt even afraid of the void

   
   i am by no means a solipsist, but i am the only thing that has been consistent. i'm not trying to sound edgy or anything, but i've been the only thing that's there when i'm in trouble. the best way to get through life is by only counting on yourself. im damn sure not afraid of death but i am wary of it. when my time comes it comes but i'll die screaming and pissing napalm before i go out
9. 2017-01-13 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #7289
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i was joking
10. 2017-01-13 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #7290
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the holy ghost i was joking

    
    i snorted adderall a little bit ago, my bad
11. 2017-01-13 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #7291
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i dream of the day we fight in the duel arena
    
    you seem like a younger version of me but with more cringey values
12. 2017-01-13 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #7292
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the holy ghost i dream of the day we fight in the duel arena
    
    you seem like a younger version of me but with more cringey values

    
    i'm a bad motherfucker with a royal crossbow
    
    as for the cringey values, i'm going through a period of social "growing pains" -- all of my life i've been a fat sperg and now that i'm growing up and changing for the better, my brain is transitioning from that of a loser kid to a confident man. it's amazing how much losing weight will do for you. dropped from 330lbs (starting march 2016) to 265lbs atm and still have another 70 lbs to go before i reach the goal weight i want to hit
13. 2017-01-13 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #7293
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    pics of fat sperging for reference
    
    what is height
14. 2017-01-13 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #7294
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the holy ghost pics of fat sperging for reference
    
    what is height

    
    i'd be too embarrassed to post my childhood pictures, but when I've achieved my weight goal I'll post a comparison pic (i deleted the one i took in mar. 2016, oldest pic i have available for weight tracking was july)
    
    I'm 6'3", 6'4" with boots on. I've grown 8 inches in height in less than 2 years, so I'll be growing taller for a good while. I love germanic genes and tall parents
15. 2017-01-13 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #7295
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    adderall erryday made me lose 40 pounds in 1 month
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16. 2017-01-13 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #7296
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the holy ghost adderall erryday made me lose 40 pounds in 1 month

    
    another of the reasons i love speed
    
    
17. 2017-01-13 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #7297
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've never disrespected a police in my entire life
18. 2017-01-13 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #7298
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *pig
19. 2017-01-14 at 12 AM UTC

    #7299
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think there's something seriously wrong with me cos instead of drinking the beers I bought earlier I'm drinking fucking ovaltine instead.
    
    I must have brain cancer
20. 2017-01-14 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #7300
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What kind of beer?.
    
    Hey man your body knows what it needs. I used to always keep drugs and alcohol but sometimes I would just drink water and smoke weed and go on a fast. Fasting when your smoking weed is way harder, its the ultimate struggle.
    
    I'm drinking cider.
    
    What kind of cider do they have in normal people countries?. Where I'm from pretty much every god forsaken fruit on the planet can grow somewhere so as a result they have about 100 different kinds of cider. I've tried maybe 20.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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