People who sleep with socks on are vile and inhuman

1. 2019-10-16 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #1
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Yep. You heard me. I don't care how cold it is or where you are. Take your fucking socks off or kill yourself.
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2. 2019-10-16 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   My feet sweat a lot sometimes so I like having moisture wicking socks on sometimes at night. I don't see what you have against people wearing socks.. geez man, get a fucking grip already
3. 2019-10-16 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I usually fall asleep with them on and then take them off while I'm sleeping because theyll be laying at the foot of my bed when I get up.
   
   Foot of my bed. Lol. That's a sock pun somehow .
4. 2019-10-16 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby My feet sweat a lot sometimes so I like having moisture wicking socks on sometimes at night. I don't see what you have against people wearing socks.. geez man, get a fucking grip already

   
   Kill yourself.
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ I usually fall asleep with them on and then take them off while I'm sleeping because theyll be laying at the foot of my bed when I get up.
   
   Foot of my bed. Lol. That's a sock pun somehow .

   
   If you take them off in your sleep that's okay I guess. But if you ever wake up with them on, you need to kill yourself immediately.
5. 2019-10-16 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #5
   username: African Astronaut
   I probably know why, I'm just stoned
6. 2019-10-16 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'm cold and might have liver damage
7. 2019-10-16 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #7
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   what if you usually meticulously take off your socks before bed, but one time you have been awake on a meth bender for 5 days and you forget to eat the whole time and you need to go to the liquor store to get something with calories so you don't die during hibernation and so you grab 2 jugs of half n half and go back to your apartment, take off your shoes, go to your kitchen and slam both the cartons of half n half, then you run to your room (still with your socks on) but on the way, you trip on the couch and its also night time and you fall on the couch and immediately fall into a deep sleep and sake up with your socks on?
8. 2019-10-16 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Guess you’re gonna be motherless because I have to kill myself.
   
   “Hello, my name is Janice, and I wear socks to bed! Please help me change this addiction.”
   
   
   
   But seriously, I never wore socks to bed until about 6 years ago. I hated having socks on at night, but alas, things do change.
9. 2019-10-16 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I wore socks last night for the first few hours I was in bed but then took them off. Now their back on. It's cold here right now. Plus socks can be kinda sexy if you wear long ones and have long deer like legs like me
10. 2019-10-16 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Spell THEY'RE wrong one more time and I'll fucking break your wrists.
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11. 2019-10-16 at 2:11 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Yep. You heard me. I don't care how cold it is or where you are. Take your fucking socks off or kill yourself.

    
    It’s getting harder and harder to be a good nigger around here! Now we can’t wear sox to bed?! WTF has this world come to 😡
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12. 2019-10-16 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Neither of the sox even made the playoffs this year. White and Red.
13. 2019-10-16 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #13
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III what if you usually meticulously take off your socks before bed, but one time you have been awake on a meth bender for 5 days and you forget to eat the whole time and you need to go to the liquor store to get something with calories so you don't die during hibernation and so you grab 2 jugs of half n half and go back to your apartment, take off your shoes, go to your kitchen and slam both the cartons of half n half, then you run to your room (still with your socks on) but on the way, you trip on the couch and its also night time and you fall on the couch and immediately fall into a deep sleep and sake up with your socks on?

    
    KILL YOURSELF
    
    

    Originally posted by Technologist Guess you’re gonna be motherless because I have to kill myself.
    
    “Hello, my name is Janice, and I wear socks to bed! Please help me change this addiction.”
    
    
    
    But seriously, I never wore socks to bed until about 6 years ago. I hated having socks on at night, but alas, things do change.

    
    Mommies are excluded from the rules. You can live
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Neither of the sox even made the playoffs this year. White and Red.

    
    Thats because all the players KILLED THEMSELVES
14. 2019-10-16 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i guess it depends where you're from, i can imagine people in alaska going to bed wearing full pyjamas
    
    i sleep nude
15. 2019-10-16 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I wear socks in bed. My feet feel naked otherwise.
16. 2019-10-16 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #16
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls i guess it depends where you're from, i can imagine people in alaska going to bed wearing full pyjamas
    
    i sleep nude

    
    Alaskans can kill themselves
    
    

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I wear socks in bed. My feet feel naked otherwise.

    
    You should also kill yourself
17. 2019-10-16 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Alaskans can kill themselves
    
    
    
    You should also kill yourself

    
    how do you sleep at night?
18. 2019-10-16 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #18
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    lying down with my eyes closed
19. 2019-10-16 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by ECAP lying down with my eyes closed

    
    THIS IS HOW I SLEEP
    
    
20. 2019-10-16 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #20
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    queers.
    
    i dont even wear socks when wearing my work boots.