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People who sleep with socks on are vile and inhuman

  1. #61
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    she would also rub her tiny evil feet together when she was cold which was basically anytime she did not have cocaine in her system.

    Anyone wanna hear about my mobile hot dog kart idea?
  2. #62
    Hatshepsut🌊 Yung Blood
    Lol!! I rub my feet together, in more of a rock a lullaby motion.. lol but it relaxes me lol
  3. #63
    Hatshepsut🌊 Yung Blood
    Sudo hard as fuck on his ex gf. She can't do anything right.
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Number13 Imagine not having bed socks

    The foot of your bed would get cold.
  5. #65
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Hatshepsut🌊 Sudo hard as fuck on his ex gf. She can't do anything right.

    I'm hard af when I think of u bby

    My ex is a pretty shitty person. She would do coke then touch my daughter like it isn't coming out her pores and make me sound like a crazy person for calling her on it. She also ghosted me when she got pregnant and is motivated completely by selfishness
  6. #66
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo She would do coke then touch my daughter like it isn't coming out her pores and make me sound like a crazy person for calling her on it.

    Even if you did somehow sweat out enough coke out into your system to be enough for a dose and not just nanogram amounts, it's got such piss poor dermal bio-availability that it probably wouldn't do anything anyway.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2087100

    This is as dumb as the people who say not to touch your pets when you're tripping because it'll make them trip too.
  7. #67
    G African Astronaut
    Mostly off but if the heating's not proper it's socks.
  8. #68
    I agree i fell alseep with em on while methd and also when its retardedly cold like it gets

    Some peopels kids
  9. #69
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Mostly off but if the heating's not proper it's socks.

    Kill yourself.

    Originally posted by DietPiano I agree i fell alseep with em on while methd and also when its retardedly cold like it gets

    Some peopels kids

    You must also kill yourself.
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  10. #70
    G African Astronaut
    Nude w/ powdered sheets is the move.
  11. #71
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oiled up with latex sheets

    or tarps
  12. #72
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM My feet are calloused so gravel and stuff doesn't bother me.

    mexhicants evolved to be better jardinaros.

    or however garderners are spelt.
  13. #73
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mexhicants evolved to be better jardinaros.

    or however garderners are spelt.

    Nips, spics, & niggers.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by aldra I started wearing socks to sleep because one of my cats used to wake me up by fighting my feet so I'd wake up with cuts and scratches. she doesn't do it anymore but now it's just habit

    you should have slept naked and let her fight youur cock.
  15. #75
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM It's cute that you revert to tribalism when you're faced with the reality of being a soft footed basement dweller.

    I was going to call you a pussy, but Lord knows you'll never get near one.

    lmao average border hopper that's getting defensive and can't afford socks
  16. #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I was going to call you a pussy, but Lord knows you'll never get near one.

    Says the fag who uses his asshole for a pussy.
  17. #77
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Says the fag who uses his asshole for a pussy.

    Yeah, your mom's asshole.
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  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just woke up in bed with my SHOES on and wearing my headphones. Lol. Oopsy daisy!
  19. #79
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I just woke up in bed with my SHOES on and wearing my headphones. Lol. Oopsy daisy!

    But did you have socks on under those shoes?
  20. #80
    Admin African Astronaut
    What about toesocks?
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