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2019-10-15 at 5:10 PM UTCI only broke one bone it was my collarbone when I was tackling this 5th grader when I was a 3rd grader. It didnt hurt but when I started to get up I could feel the bone moving and I was like AHHHHHHHH!! and layed back down. Then Gretchen my crush totally came over and started trying to help me and I took advantage of it and kissed her on the cheek. Then somehow my dad just happened to be driving by and saw me and helped me get into his car and I had to lay all crumpled up in this weird position in order to make my bone not hurt and he drove me to the hospital and i got a sling and didnt have to go to school for a few days and I remember sitting at home pretending I was in such misery and totally helpless and made my mom cook me pizza rolls and bring them to me like I was a King. Haha.
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2019-10-15 at 5:25 PM UTCnot too many. Right index, right middle knuckle, right knee, bottom lip, left eyebrow, chin.
And then of course all the whiteheads i dug out of my shoulders and back when i was high. -
2019-10-15 at 5:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I only broke one bone it was my collarbone when I was tackling this 5th grader when I was a 3rd grader. It didnt hurt but when I started to get up I could feel the bone moving and I was like AHHHHHHHH!! and layed back down. Then Gretchen my crush totally came over and started trying to help me and I took advantage of it and kissed her on the cheek. Then somehow my dad just happened to be driving by and saw me and helped me get into his car and I had to lay all crumpled up in this weird position in order to make my bone not hurt and he drove me to the hospital and i got a sling and didnt have to go to school for a few days and I remember sitting at home pretending I was in such misery and totally helpless and made my mom cook me pizza rolls and bring them to me like I was a King. Haha.
This makes me happy idk why -
2019-10-15 at 5:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER This makes me happy idk why
Me either.
Maybe because you like Gretchen too? I remember one time shortly after we got my new puppy Loki he was a Samoyed and so cute and fuzzy and I was taking him for a walk in the winter and of course he loved it because he was a Samoyed, and I walked him in front of Gretchen's house and she saw me and was like dawwwwww look at your cute puppy and I said yep, look at him. Then she said "I bet he's cold!" He wasnt cold but I agreed with her and brought him into her house and her mom and me and gretchen put his little puppy paws in a dish of hot water to warm them. -
2019-10-15 at 5:37 PM UTC
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2019-10-15 at 5:37 PM UTCWhat is Gretchen doing now? What's her background? How can we properly stalk her? Is she the female empowerment figure we need or the one we deserve?
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2019-10-15 at 5:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Me either.
Maybe because you like Gretchen too? I remember one time shortly after we got my new puppy Loki he was a Samoyed and so cute and fuzzy and I was taking him for a walk in the winter and of course he loved it because he was a Samoyed, and I walked him in front of Gretchen's house and she saw me and was like dawwwwww look at your cute puppy and I said yep, look at him. Then she said "I bet he's cold!" He wasnt cold but I agreed with her and brought him into her house and her mom and me and gretchen put his little puppy paws in a dish of hot water to warm them.
cool dog bro
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2019-10-15 at 5:39 PM UTC
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2019-10-15 at 5:44 PM UTC
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2019-10-15 at 5:48 PM UTCshe looks like a good wholesome white person from a good wholesome white family. I'm actually intimidated by that photo they're so wholesome and white I don't feel we would have common ground. I bet they're really nice and genuine people though. Can you tell me anything more about them?
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2019-10-15 at 5:50 PM UTC
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2019-10-15 at 5:51 PM UTCwtf cant i quote images.
lanny.
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2019-10-15 at 5:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo she looks like a good wholesome white person from a good wholesome white family. I'm actually intimidated by that photo they're so wholesome and white I don't feel we would have common ground. I bet they're really nice and genuine people though. Can you tell me anything more about them?
They tend to intimidate habibs. -
2019-10-15 at 5:52 PM UTCIn certain Islamic countries, they'll inspect your asshole for scars if they suspect you've had gay sex. And any time you do, there are scars from it, no matter how much lube you use.
When I was in a maximum security facility, they would make you strip naked and take a good look at your asshole when you spread your ass cheeks to make sure you weren't hiding anything. Of course, looking at a person's asshole can also tell you if they're likely to hide anything in it, such as weapons or other contraband, because any insertions usually result in scarring. Most people can't see it, but a trained asshole inspector with 20/20 vision will definitely notice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-15 at 5:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo she looks like a good wholesome white person from a good wholesome white family. I'm actually intimidated by that photo they're so wholesome and white I don't feel we would have common ground. I bet they're really nice and genuine people though. Can you tell me anything more about them?
No not really. But you're right. I guess all I can think of is my mom and her mom were friends somehow kind of, I think they went to the same aerobics class or some shit lol, and my mom knew I liked Gretchen and asked me about her one day and then she told me that she talked to Gretchen's mom and that Gretchen had been asking about me and I was like yeahhh!!!! moms and shit.
It's kinda funny to look back at that like my mom was probably my age right now at the time and she and Gretchen's mom probably thought it was just adorable us little kids having crushes with each other.
Also this one time at recess me and my friend Cole (who also like Gretchen) did underdog impressions trying to impress her and win her over. I actually think I actually was her boyfriend for a day or two, formally. -
2019-10-15 at 5:54 PM UTC
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2019-10-15 at 5:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz In certain Islamic countries, they'll inspect your asshole for scars if they suspect you've had gay sex. And any time you do, there are scars from it, no matter how much lube you use.
When I was in a maximum security facility, they would make you strip naked and take a good look at your asshole when you spread your ass cheeks to make sure you weren't hiding anything. Of course, looking at a person's asshole can also tell you if they're likely to hide anything in it, such as weapons or other contraband, because any insertions usually result in scarring. Most people can't see it, but a trained asshole inspector with 20/20 vision will definitely notice.
Gaythrax crammed a cellphone up his asshole and he didn't get found out..
Guess times have changed -
2019-10-15 at 5:56 PM UTC
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2019-10-15 at 6:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz In certain Islamic countries, they'll inspect your asshole for scars if they suspect you've had gay sex. And any time you do, there are scars from it, no matter how much lube you use.
When I was in a maximum security facility, they would make you strip naked and take a good look at your asshole when you spread your ass cheeks to make sure you weren't hiding anything. Of course, looking at a person's asshole can also tell you if they're likely to hide anything in it, such as weapons or other contraband, because any insertions usually result in scarring. Most people can't see it, but a trained asshole inspector with 20/20 vision will definitely notice.
Lol this isn't true at all. You push out shits way bigger than a dick and it doesn't scar.
Big of a myth as the idea that women's vaginas loosen up from sex or that the hymen is any indication of virginity. Or that Bill Krozby isn't a rapist. -
2019-10-15 at 6:23 PM UTCWhat if your penis was shaped like diarrhea nevermind.
